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![]() Anonymous Sender wrote: Diary 02/25/04 by Lloyd Davies There is nothing like being awakened early in the morning by idiots lik= e The Idiots Next Door. Mr. Idiot is a dumpy-looking clown whose voice ha= s only two levels: off and yelling. Mrs. Idiot is his dumpy sidekick. "Hi= ! We're the Idiot family and we like to make a lot of noise so everyone w= ill know that we're both stupid and inconsiderate." So, with three cupboa= rd doors and four drawers total in the typical Roach Motel kitchen, it is= an endless slamming soir=E9e, every day. It would be too intelligent to = take everything out at one time. Slamming the shower doors repetitively i= s Mrs. Idiot's specialty. Mr. Idiot loves to check the smoke alarm. And, = here's their dog Fido ... "Bark! Bark! Bark!" (translated: "Get me outta = here!") Yes, the Roach Motel is probably an asylum in disguise, although = one would be hard-pressed to find an alternative source of true entertain= ment. The Roach Motel is also home to every low income Loser like me! (ap= plause) I decided to take a more proactive st ance in dealing with the public relations fiasco of last Tuesday, when= I really screwup a pizza delivery order. It seems to be working although= the damage has already been done. It becomes obvious that there is only = one antagonist (not ThePrick, my manager) but the customer got coupons fo= r free pizzas. The best bet is to avoid any more problems and return to a= monk-like state. Jerked off before going to bed. Just another day in the= uneventful life of a 30-year-old virgin! I have to jump in here and at least give you credit for using the word "s= oir=E9e". Don't think I've seen it used here before. Thanks for helping us reach a higher level. Steve Holland, MI Drake R7, R8 and R8B http://www.iserv.net/~n8kdv/dxpage.htm |
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