From: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
Reply-To: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sun, 23 May 2004 20:37:28 GMT
Subject: Rednecks

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The most oily, rauncy, smelly, raucously - loud
fart jumped out of me. I turned around, looked surprised,
and fixed my gaze on the lady, and said, "Jesus Christ,
lady!" She got out of the elevator on the second floor,
the guys stayed in, the door closed, and the guys laughed
to the point of tears. One of 'em said, "I've wanted to do
that since I started working for that woman!" I replied,
"Damn, that's going to itch when it dries." They laughed
their butts off, and we parted friends.

Great story - the moral, I guess, is "If you want to make friends you have
to break a little wind". Lucky for this NG you can't do that over the
Internet!

Greg