From: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
Reply-To: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sun, 23 May 2004 20:37:28 GMT
Subject: Rednecks

(Snip)

The most oily, rauncy, smelly, raucously - loud
fart jumped out of me. I turned around, looked surprised,
and fixed my gaze on the lady, and said, "Jesus Christ,
lady!" She got out of the elevator on the second floor,
the guys stayed in, the door closed, and the guys laughed
to the point of tears. One of 'em said, "I've wanted to do
that since I started working for that woman!" I replied,
"Damn, that's going to itch when it dries." They laughed
their butts off, and we parted friends.

Great story - the moral, I guess, is "If you want to make friends you have
to break a little wind". Lucky for this NG you can't do that over the
Internet!

Greg

"Greg" wrote:
| Great story - the moral, I guess, is "If you want to make friends you have
| to break a little wind". Lucky for this NG you can't do that over the
| Internet!
|
| Greg

I am willing to bet that is the primary reason "smell - o - vision"
never made it big, as technologies go.

One of these days, I'll regale the group with a campfire story
about the time a couple of friends and I went on a DXpedition.
The Bill of Fare consisted of eggs, Bush's Baked Beans, sausages
with sauerkraut, peppers, and onions, roasted corn, and cases of beer.

We decided to do our listening in the great outdoors. The tent
was too doggoned, ummm......stuffy.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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From: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
Reply-To: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sun, 23 May 2004 21:14:24 GMT
Subject: Rednecks


"Greg" wrote:
| Great story - the moral, I guess, is "If you want to make friends you have
| to break a little wind". Lucky for this NG you can't do that over the
| Internet!
|
| Greg

I am willing to bet that is the primary reason "smell - o - vision"
never made it big, as technologies go.

One of these days, I'll regale the group with a campfire story
about the time a couple of friends and I went on a DXpedition.
The Bill of Fare consisted of eggs, Bush's Baked Beans, sausages
with sauerkraut, peppers, and onions, roasted corn, and cases of beer.

We decided to do our listening in the great outdoors. The tent
was too doggoned, ummm......stuffy.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Blazing Saddles!

"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
Reply-To: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sun, 23 May 2004 21:14:24 GMT
Subject: Rednecks


"Greg" wrote:
| Great story - the moral, I guess, is "If you want to make friends you
have
| to break a little wind". Lucky for this NG you can't do that over the
| Internet!
|
| Greg

I am willing to bet that is the primary reason "smell - o - vision"
never made it big, as technologies go.

One of these days, I'll regale the group with a campfire story
about the time a couple of friends and I went on a DXpedition.
The Bill of Fare consisted of eggs, Bush's Baked Beans, sausages
with sauerkraut, peppers, and onions, roasted corn, and cases of beer.

We decided to do our listening in the great outdoors. The tent
was too doggoned, ummm......stuffy.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Blazing Saddles!

Mongo LIKE beans!!!

"Greg" wrote:
| Blazing Saddles!

It was a cross between that, and the Western that
starred John Candy (I think it was his last film).

Fortunately, no mushroom clouds were witnessed
(a la Beavis and Butthead do America).

73,



--
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KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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"Stephen M.H. Lawrence" wrote in message
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"Greg" wrote:
| Great story - the moral, I guess, is "If you want to make friends you
have
| to break a little wind". Lucky for this NG you can't do that over the
| Internet!
|
| Greg

I am willing to bet that is the primary reason "smell - o - vision"
never made it big, as technologies go.

One of these days, I'll regale the group with a campfire story
about the time a couple of friends and I went on a DXpedition.
The Bill of Fare consisted of eggs, Bush's Baked Beans, sausages
with sauerkraut, peppers, and onions, roasted corn, and cases of beer.

We decided to do our listening in the great outdoors. The tent
was too doggoned, ummm......stuffy.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

(NOTE: My email address has only one "dot."
You'll have to edit out the one between the "7"
and the "3" in my email address if you wish to
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You and Ben Franklin would have been buds, I think he wrote a small book on
farting didn't he, or is that just an urban legend?

Zaphod

"Zaphon B." wrote:
| You and Ben Franklin would have been buds, I think he wrote a small book
on
| farting didn't he, or is that just an urban legend?
|
| Zaphod

Actually, he wrote a number of bawdy tales, a few of
which I've read - I'll have to look for the "fart tome,"
because I'm a big fan of farting in general.

73,

--
Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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