From: "-=jd=-" For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

see what I mean ?

"Brian Hill" wrote in message
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"I Am My Own Grandpa"
~by D.Latham and M.Jaffe~

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!


Your the man jd. To funny.



I have a couple versions of this tune.. one is Homer and Jethro..

Every time I have a client in NY, NJ, CT, or MA, I *Thank G_D* I was born
and raised in the south.

I agree mainly with your post, I'm in Ohio, 'literally' across The Ohio River
from Ky. but that puts me in the North class which I wished was the
south...lol.

But overall, I do agree with you JD.......oh no O.T.- - Stair just said
"joining a church was/is a sin." Huh???? This guy.:-( :-)


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"GO BEARCATS" wrote in message
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Every time I have a client in NY, NJ, CT, or MA, I *Thank G_D* I was born
and raised in the south.

"Brian Denley" wrote in message
news:ugVrc.98333$xw3.5816687@attbi_s04...
Is it because we can spell?

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"GO BEARCATS" wrote in message
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Every time I have a client in NY, NJ, CT, or MA, I *Thank G_D* I was
born
and raised in the south.

Slam, case closed. LOL.

I live in the south and am from the north as I say to all the those folks
from the
white trash mountains of Virginia.

We kicked your rebel asses 140 years ago and we can damn sure do it again,
so
watch it. :0)

Zaphod.

Funny, even though they know it's a joke, these toothless hillbillies always
bristle up just a little
before they relax. That ass whoop'n must have really made a lasting
impression.

Zaphon B. thought it a good use of my time to say:
I live in the south and am from the north as I say to all the those folks
from the
white trash mountains of Virginia.

We kicked your rebel asses 140 years ago and we can damn sure do it again,
so
watch it. :0)


That war is over. Get on with your life.
Other than Vietnam, it seems to be the last war "you" won

"Sysiphus" wrote in message
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Zaphon B. thought it a good use of my time to say:
I live in the south and am from the north as I say to all the those
folks
from the
white trash mountains of Virginia.

We kicked your rebel asses 140 years ago and we can damn sure do it
again,
so
watch it. :0)


That war is over. Get on with your life.
Other than Vietnam, it seems to be the last war "you" won

Chronic and degenerative withering away of your funny bone "Sisyphus"?

Oh I know, what I said wasn't remotely funny and I'm too stupid to realize
it.

I thought I'd reply for you and save your fingers, I'm thinking potential
trolls like
you might need em.

Lighten up I was fun'n you.

Zaphod

"-=jd=-" wrote:
| Every time I have a client in NY, NJ, CT, or MA, I *Thank G_D* I was born
| and raised in the south. Being in the North East gives one a whole new
| appreciation for the south. The one constant I've noticed about people in
| the NY/NJ area - in general, they tend to bear an expression of distinct
| constipation. As if a good dose of Ex-Lax would do wonders for their
| outlook.

I met more gentle, intelligent folks in my travels through the South*
than anywhere else. I've seen more veiled, whispered racism in
the Northeast than anywhere (with the possible exception of Germany).

I've seen ignorance everywhere I've been.

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

*Louisville, Kentucky is a definite exception to this rule.


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"Sakuradamon" wrote:
| see what I mean ?

You suffer from rectocranial inversion.

Yes, I see what you mean.

Thanks for the heads-up.

73,

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KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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"Brian Hill" wrote in message
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WTF! You need to get out more. I'm from Ca and been all over the US and
several other parts of the Big Blu Marble and I live in MN USA now. And I
have yet to find the average person as bad as you say when I extend my
hand
and say hello. Get out more and you'll find people for the most part are
ok.
Yes I,ve gotten teased about being from Ca but its all in gest. I like
when
they ask if I own a gerbil and I say no, I prefer hamsters
--

Excellent point Mr. Hill, I'm constantly jumping up on strangers,
smiling and asking them how they like their burger or if they really
think the line were in is, just the right size. Almost without
exception you'll get a smile, a chuckle or a nod of the head BUT
this **** FREAKS my old lady out. It embarrasses her and makes her
feel uncomfortable. How can engaging a fellow human being in
silly conversation for a moment or two be bad?
**** If I do nothing else in life but make a person or two, grin or
laugh, then I think I've helped ease the pain in the world a little
or at least in that persons life.

I guess that's why she's working on being my ex-old lady.

Shawn

PS. Oh and another two things
I'm also NEVER suppose to talk to or start conversations in elevators

and

There is 1 out of 10 people that when you pull my silliness will just
look at
you with disgust and not play with me, but i just figure they have
broken their
funny bone and try and think a good thought for them and move on.