My wife would like to save every cat or kitten ever born. One day, I got
tired of hearing the mating calls of our then-fertile female cat, so I let
her out for some afternoon delight. And when the obvious litter followed a
couple of months later, my wife fell in love with every single kitten. It
nearly tore her apart to give any of them away. We kept three, so we now
have a total of six cats living inside with us, and two she feeds outside.

Even though I love our cats, I still have a sense of humor about the whole
thing. So maybe I'll get my wife one of the Bonsai cats for her next
birthday!