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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
Saturday at 4:00 p.m. eastern time All American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your big grill. The America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. -RP --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
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