MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

Saturday at 4:00 p.m. eastern time All American women are asked to walk out
of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women. And since the Taliban also does not approve
of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your big
grill.

The America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.

-RP


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"Rev.RP Jones" wrote ...

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

Saturday at 4:00 p.m. eastern time snip

Then at 10pm EDT tune to 5770 for "Saturday evening with the profit".
Everyone in SHORTWAVE RADIO will be there.

3947.5 LSB will observe "quiet hours" in honor of the non-existence of
The Great Liberty Net.

Y-Man says .. "I would rather wake up Sunday morning with my face in
Hillary Clinton's arm pit than miss Saturday evening with the profit".

Truly a man of right priorities there, folks. A man wise beyond his
years.

So bring the popcorn. Bring the diet Coke. Bring a friend. Be there
or be square. 5770 or bust.