In article et, "Brian"
writes:


I could not agree more with a single post since I began following this
group. However, I feel my time spent here establishes, to some degree, the
level of my intellect, and very regretfully so. Good luck, Brenda Ann.

From
http://myrockport.com/world.htm

Robotender
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and
came back in for another drink.
Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and came
back in a third time.
As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'

From
http://myrockport.com/world.htm

Robotender
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around,
and
came back in for another drink.
Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and
came
back in a third time.
As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?



Thanks for the laugh, Dan.


Brian