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Brian Hill wrote:
Hi I'm Brian's Mother. I'm sorry he has offended you. I've revoked his computer privleges for a term of 1 min. He says your a pinko commie from Canada and that's the reason for his behavior. Is this true? Mrs.Hill Thank God for parental supervision! I can't tell you how I appreciate seeing an adult's supervision of their offspring's internet activities. Now, to the nitty gritty. Please accept this as an attempt to correct the lifestyle path that little Brian has chosen for himself and NOT as a critique of your parenting skills. The little asshole made his own evil choices, not you. I detect an attitude in little Brian that can be explained only by rampant drug abuse or a brain that has been thoroughly ravaged by untreated Syphilis. Have you seen any signs of this unGodly behavior at home? Are there people constantly visiting under the guise of socializing? Is there an apparent overindulgence with loud music? Do things that, from the outside, appear to be 'guitar cases'? These are all too common traits of a youth hurtling down a very dangerous and destructive path. Your son needs help NOW! Thanks to our correct thinking Leader, there is a GW Bush Detoxification Camp near you. Surely the offspring of your own flesh and blood is worth the very modest six thousand(US$) a month. They also offer an added 'No release until YOU say so' program for those slightly more difficult problem children. It may well be to your benefit to avail yourself this option. An individualized identification number will be issued each participant at the time of entry and neatly embossed in the epidermis of the upper arm with the finest quality imported ink. Thank you for your prompt reply. With respect, mike |
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