Thanks for the best laugh I've had today.

"Honus" wrote in message
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My favorite part was this:

"Bin Laden was at the center of one of the most important events of
the 20th century: The fall of the Soviet Union. Political pundits
like to credit Reagan and the senior Bush for the collapse of that
regime, but out in front of them, in the mountains of Afghanistan,
was Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda, the sharp end of our sword, who
did their job very well. Today, the United States faces this group
and its leader, armed with their well-learned and America-taught
lessons: How to kill massively and how to annihilate a superpower."

I'm going to print that out a few dozen times on my printer. Then I'm
going
to run those papers through the shredder, after which I'm going to
sprinkle
them on my pumpkin patch. You guys think you've seen big pumpkins before?
Step back...mine are gonna be freaking HUGE!