On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 1:46:28 -0500, m II wrote
(in message 8t3cd.25879$qU.9098@clgrps13):

Diverd4777 wrote:

Dr. Laura ( Preaches religous conservative, acts Libertarian )


I did a Google search on Dr. Laura jpg and got this. It looks like a
soft porn site. The 'good' doctor's pictures look real enough, though.
I'd read rumours these were out there. Looks like some disgruntled
'friend' got revenge.


An old "boyfriend" if I remember correctly.

She looks very nice; certainly, nothing of which to be ashamed. I've seen a
lot of similar (including my own gilfriend's) on the inside door of military
wall-lockers.

She seems to have been issued the standard equipment.


++ Gray //





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mike

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On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 1:46:28 -0500, m II wrote
(in message 8t3cd.25879$qU.9098@clgrps13):

Diverd4777 wrote:

Dr. Laura ( Preaches religous conservative, acts Libertarian )


I did a Google search on Dr. Laura jpg and got this. It looks like a
soft porn site. The 'good' doctor's pictures look real enough, though.
I'd read rumours these were out there. Looks like some disgruntled
'friend' got revenge.


An old "boyfriend" if I remember correctly.

That's what I remember as well.

She looks very nice; certainly, nothing of which to be ashamed. I've seen
a
lot of similar (including my own gilfriend's) on the inside door of
military
wall-lockers.

She seems to have been issued the standard equipment.

Thank God. The occasional third breast that I sometimes stumble across
always throws me off my game.

Honus wrote:

She seems to have been issued the standard equipment.


Thank God. The occasional third breast that I sometimes stumble across
always throws me off my game.




What's a breast, Mister Honus? What kind of game do you play with one?
Is it like Tennis or more like Badminton?




little michael II

"m II" wrote in message
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Honus wrote:

She seems to have been issued the standard equipment.


Thank God. The occasional third breast that I sometimes stumble across
always throws me off my game.




What's a breast, Mister Honus? What kind of game do you play with one?

It's a walking game...-walking- abreast is the usual way it's done.

To keep this at an appropriate level for "little michael II", I offer you
this in response to the question:

From www.dictionary.com

a-breast:

1. Side by side: ships docked two abreast.
2. Up to date: keeping abreast of the latest developments.

To keep this on-topic for the newsgroup, I urge you to focus on definition
number two. SW is well suited for that purpose. Also, www.dictionary.com has
a pronunciation guide if you run into any difficulties.

Is it like Tennis or more like Badminton?

Tennis is played with fuzzy balls, and the word "love" is used quite
frequently. Badminton is played with a shuttlecock, or cock for
short...although I hesitate to use the words cock and short in such close
proximity to each other.

So much for keeping it at an appropriate level.

Honus wrote:

Is it like Tennis or more like Badminton?


Tennis is played with fuzzy balls, and the word "love" is used quite
frequently. Badminton is played with a shuttlecock, or cock for
short...although I hesitate to use the words cock and short in such close
proximity to each other.

So much for keeping it at an appropriate level.


My little sister says you're a lecher, Mister Honus..is that like a
baseball catcher, but with the walking breast game instead?



little michael II


(starting to suspect that something is not quite right here)

"m II" wrote in message
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Honus wrote:

Is it like Tennis or more like Badminton?


Tennis is played with fuzzy balls, and the word "love" is used quite
frequently. Badminton is played with a shuttlecock, or cock for
short...although I hesitate to use the words cock and short in such
close
proximity to each other.

So much for keeping it at an appropriate level.


My little sister says you're a lecher, Mister Honus..

You say that like it's a bad thing. It isn't; just ask her.

is that like a
baseball catcher, but with the walking breast game instead?



little michael II

Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds and
bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy:



(starting to suspect that something is not quite right here)

Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-!

Honus wrote:

Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds and
bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy:



I would, Mister Honus, Sir, but his psychiatrist said not to talk to him
until he gets out of the prison for the criminally insane. It will be a
very very long wait he said.


(starting to suspect that something is not quite right here)


Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-!

They've always said I was a gifted child. It seems strange to me that
people would give children away as presents. Christmas was always
horrible at house, what with daddy always throwing up on the tree and
stuff. One year he started touching Uncle Phil and got everybody really
upset, so they all left and didn't visit again.

It's not something I like thinking about much.



little michael II