-=jd=- wrote:

Easy there Dude - You're being very un-duuuuude...
Come on now, slow, deeeeeep-breaths... repeat after me:
It's Only Usenet...
It's Only Usenet...
It's Only Usenet...


Thanks..I needed that. What's this in front of me..darn..looks like a
television screen with typing all over it. Where am I?...and this
typewriter thing in front of me..where are the hammers and RIBBON?
There's a WIRE going from it to a box beside the screen!

I think I'll just go into the other room and rest for a while. I'll
come back later. Maybe Howdy Doody will be on. Or that nifty Dale Evans.