On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 13:09:50 -0800, Keith
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 20:58:25 -0800, running dogg wrote:

Of course, our Resident Kook, Al Patrick, insists that once the
Hindus/Muslims/Buddhists saw the big wave coming, they found Jesus in a
hurry, raised their hands to Him in forgiveness of their sins like
evangelical whites in America do, and then drowned as saved people.

I wonder if Jesus just wanted to baptize the lost and his plan went
haywire?

The Son O' Ghod don't mess around, man.
--
V.G.

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"dxAce" wrote in message
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Frank Dresser wrote:

"running dogg" wrote in message
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Of course, our Resident Kook, Al Patrick, insists that once the
Hindus/Muslims/Buddhists saw the big wave coming, they found Jesus in
a
hurry, raised their hands to Him in forgiveness of their sins like
evangelical whites in America do, and then drowned as saved people.
Hallelujah! Hey, it worked for the early Christians, who were baptized
on their deathbeds so they wouldn't have a chance to sin and anger God
before they died, thus ensuring they'd go to heaven.

Give Al some credit. It IS a novel thought.

Looks more like rigor mortis to me. How's that for a 'novel' thought?

dxAce
Michigan
USA


The rigor mortis point is just a continuance of Al's "hands raised to Jesus"
argument, separated only by time.

However, the idea that anyone would agree with Al, even adding a logical
extension, is even farther up the novelty scale than Al's original thesis.

Well done, sir!

Frank Dresser