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An ode to the late Dr. euGene Scott
(actually someone else's ode I found someplace else and
thought worthy of posting here as this, now thankfully dead, pilferer of money via religion is now taking a dirt nap - enjoy!) ------------------------------ from: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theclash8.shtml "I Fought The Law" Based on the performance by The Clash "I Mocked The Lord" Parody by mAximo Dr Gene Scott was a radio & TV "teacher" and as stated during station IDs:"Dr Scott teaches every Sunday in the Los Angeles University Cathedral." Officially the bishop of the church that he had formed in his own image, Dr euGene Scott had "taught" to his L.A. "audience" for almost 30 years, which towards the end of his life numbered circa 15,000. He later transformed his ministry into a faith-healing cult, after he was confronted with prostate cancer in 2000, stating that God was to heal him due to his faith. Further unusual practices toward the end of his career included: 1. weekly "Festivals" which were conducted like mini-Nuremberg rallies, whereby "elite members" of the "church" would leap to their feet on cue & shout "Yes, Sir!" or lead the audience to give standing ovations; Those elite members were expected to "perform" without pay & without question for such an honor; 2. telling his audience that they are to pay him "worth-ship" to show how much they felt his teaching was "worth" to them, or they'd be stealing from God, if they felt that he had taught them anything; Formerly he had revived now-obsolete Old Testament tithing, such tha the all but told his congregation that if they did not pay such tithes, then they would go to hell..Although he claimed a salary as pastor of only $1 a year, he enjoyed the exclusive use of a multimillion-dollar horse ranch, a 11,488 sq.ft residence, and a 20,089 sq.ft museum/gallery next door, all paid for out of church funds, and to the exclusion of church members. He later married one of his "Pony Girls" as his 3rd wife, who had worked in the porn industry, and is now his successor as pastor. .After years of allowing his cancer to reach an advanced stage unchecked, Dr Scott "went home" a month ago on 21 February 2005. His "homecoming song" as sung by himself (in parody) appears below.......... Wakin' up hot and well-done: I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. .. Stole God's dollars--don't want just one: I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. .. I left my Baby there to carry on, as now my life is done; She's a bad-ass and you'll all be had: I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. .. (Instrumental break: Git-onna phones!) .. Robbin' people with a guilt-trip: I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. .. Made them suckers pay me worth-ship: I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. .. I left my Baby there to carry on, as now my life is done; She's a bad-ass, and you'll all be had: I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. (Instrumental break: Git-onna phones!) I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won; I mocked the Lord, and the Lord won. (Repeat to Endtime) I finished writing the lyrics to 'Doc's Homecoming Song' on Monday morning, & submitted it before the posting deadline for that day, 1 month after his going home. It was finished in record time for me: thanks to everyone who posted in this newsgroup to make it a veritable mine(field) of information. Special mention goes to Timmah for stating in the thread PMS SHOULD WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD last week Tuesday, a thematic idea that leapt off the page. From then on it was smooth sailing to simply compile material. By said morning there was only 1 problem: which verses to leave out from the ones I had compiled. The link to the lyrics should appear above. Honorary mention goes to Jocko for corrections to its accompanying introduction. I'd also like to thank my parents, their ancestors, & God for allowing me to partake in this wonderful experience. ----------------- From: http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-religion/1363433/posts Dr. Gene Scott's Ministry Headed by Reputed Porn Star alt.fan.gene-scott newsgroup Posted on 03/15/2005 12:49:13 PM PST by research99 Accusations are appearing in the alt.fan.gene-scott newsgroup (accessible through "google groups" at www.deja.com) that his widow (38 years his junior) Melissa Scott, nee Melissa Pastore, had a past in the adult entertainment industry as a partner with her first husband "Paul Pastore," including nude images shot as "Barbie Bridges" in the 1990's. ------------------ ps: Anyone know if WWCR has sold all of Gene's airtime to Brother Stair yet???? : ) |
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