Another classic shortwave moment
 

Tonight while upgrading my PC and doing my hoodoos-fung-shushi
to the HDD with the covers off the same, I happened to be listening
to Jackie Patru and her usually-amusing "Sweet Liberty" broadcast
(5.070 @ 9:00 PM EST) WWCR I think..

Tonight she had on an obvious wacky British gentleman who
was not only 1/4 of a glassful-of-warm-beer-short-of-a-pint
but who also touched on everything from 'secret islands of
the NWO' (made by stacking discarded building materials
atop Pacific Island coral reefs) to how the entrance to *every*
Cat-O-Lick Church faces East. -- (I have my doubts on this
claim, but since the local RCC is just 2 blocks away an I still
have my trusty gumball machine compass, I am going to check
this claim out *personally* tomorrow with Father - grin)

The real -show stopper- however was when the WackoBrit
guest said that the real reason RC Priests wear
black robes was that it was a subtle imagery code to remind
people that they have them by the PUBIC HAIRS (!!)

At this point I dropped my 1/4" xcelite hex nut tool, paused
and wondered if my shortwave radio really JUST SAID THAT....
(sort of like when Janet Jackson showed her tiny tittie during
the 04 SB) Then, Jackie says 'you mean they got you by the
b-a-l-l-s? And her Representative from the British Silly Party
answers in the affirmative in the most proper Kings English
without missing a beat.

At this point I was laughing....LOUDLY...VERY LOUDLY..it was
a true shortwave moment. You had to be there folks. It was hysterical.

Thanks Jackie for tonight's entertainment - You are a true master of
the forbidden science of schizophreniactrics.
(the forbidden science of the true conspiracy)

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"I think it's great that you can give sound advice to
people who call into talk radio programs who are
obviously completely out of their minds"
- "Media Barrage Madness #3 (sex slack and sickness)
www.subgenius.com


ps: Remember folks REAL Xcelite tools smell like
BABY PUKE when left in the warm sun You old-school
techies like me know -exactly- what I am talking of here : )

Catholic Churches all face East? www.churchangel.com I bet all of
the Catholic Churches here in Jackson don't all face East.Those ragheads
butts all face East though,when they are praying six times a day for
their virgins.
cuhulin

xcelite,,,, Don't lay them artificial gummy fishing worms/lures on
plastic thingys either,I Guarantee y'all they will eat right through the
plastic! :{)
cuhulin

That Locktite stuff,it will eat/melt right on through many kinds of
plastic too.I used to own a 1974 Ford Mazda pickup truck and the right
rear tail light lens wouldn't stay on.I put a couple of drops of
Locktite on both of the screws and tightned it up.I reckon I must have
accidently got some of that Locktite on the heads of the screws.The next
day,the lens was laying on the ground.
cuhulin

"Rev. Chroma Signal 678" wrote in message
roups.com...

the entrance to *every*
Cat-O-Lick Church faces East. -- (I have my doubts on this
claim, but since the local RCC is just 2 blocks away an I still
have my trusty gumball machine compass, I am going to check
this claim out *personally* tomorrow with Father - grin)

It's traditional for "western" christian churches - Jerusalem is to the east
of most of 'em.

But not in all cases, certainly.

"Rev. Chroma Signal 678" wrote in news:1ba40
:

Oddly enough, expecting such material from Jackie, the most significant
issue that I have with her show is the title, "Sweet Liberty" and
especially the way that she says it.

It takes about 10 minutes before she goes off the handle concerning
Catholics and I change the dial. Previously, I listened for the humor in
it, the glorification of Hitler and Mussolini to name a few of her
topics. Hitler is always the "misunderstood" man but the Pope is a cold
calculating ******* ingeniously engineering the overthrow of the world.
If that is not humorous, I don't know what is.

Since the Pope has died, one point has been made abundantly clear to me,
the supposedly Christian hosts are anything but Christian. It also puts
into perspective, for me at least, the anti-Semite material that these
shows promulgate. The hosts hate anyone that isn't in accord with them,
and their idea of accord is very narrow indeed. They don't seem to be
able to differentiate the "common man" from some of the hierarchical
leaders that are problematic in most organizations, including Pat
Robertson from the 700 Club.

Regards,

Dr. Artaud


Tonight while upgrading my PC and doing my hoodoos-fung-shushi
to the HDD with the covers off the same, I happened to be listening
to Jackie Patru and her usually-amusing "Sweet Liberty" broadcast
(5.070 @ 9:00 PM EST) WWCR I think..

Tonight she had on an obvious wacky British gentleman who
was not only 1/4 of a glassful-of-warm-beer-short-of-a-pint
but who also touched on everything from 'secret islands of
the NWO' (made by stacking discarded building materials
atop Pacific Island coral reefs) to how the entrance to *every*
Cat-O-Lick Church faces East. -- (I have my doubts on this
claim, but since the local RCC is just 2 blocks away an I still
have my trusty gumball machine compass, I am going to check
this claim out *personally* tomorrow with Father - grin)

§ Dr. Artaud § wrote:


Oddly enough, expecting such material from Jackie, the most significant
issue that I have with her show is the title, "Sweet Liberty" and
especially the way that she says it.

I have no doubt that most of the "Christian Patriot" hosts would waste
no time in violently oppressing all opinions that didn't agree with
theirs if they had the chance.

It takes about 10 minutes before she goes off the handle concerning
Catholics and I change the dial. Previously, I listened for the humor in
it, the glorification of Hitler and Mussolini to name a few of her
topics. Hitler is always the "misunderstood" man but the Pope is a cold
calculating ******* ingeniously engineering the overthrow of the world.
If that is not humorous, I don't know what is.

Gee, I thought it was the other way around. :)

Since the Pope has died, one point has been made abundantly clear to me,
the supposedly Christian hosts are anything but Christian.

You noticed!

It also puts
into perspective, for me at least, the anti-Semite material that these
shows promulgate.

Now you know what it feels like to be Jewish. It makes Abe Foxman seem a
little more sane, doesn't it? :)

The hosts hate anyone that isn't in accord with them,
and their idea of accord is very narrow indeed. They don't seem to be
able to differentiate the "common man" from some of the hierarchical
leaders that are problematic in most organizations, including Pat
Robertson from the 700 Club.

This is not only a problem with kook SW hosts. People in general seem
incapable of differentiating leaders from followers, say George W. Bush
from Republicans (or Americans) in general.

Two points:

Many more people have SW radios than have satellite TV.

People around the world are able to hear American kook SW, and form
their opinions of Americans from hosts like Jackie.

To the rest of the world, Americans must seem crazy or evil or both. I
wonder how many non Americans listen to American kook SW to hear "the
real story" as to how Americans "really" feel. To these people,
Americans are the most evil people on the planet, who hate everybody who
is even slightly different from them, and who are out to violently
subjugate the world. Keep that in mind the next time you hear Arab
conspiracy ranting, or thinly veiled America hate from Europe. The FCC
really needs to do a better job of policing SW-it truly is global, and
the kooks, while funny for Americans to listen to, are doing real damage
to America's standing in the world.



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No,y'all do NOT want the fcc to police Shortwave Radio.Consider how fed
govt is continously driving a wedge right through America,creating more
and more problems all the time and then stepping in to "solve the
problems" Most of the people around the World who listen to Shortwave
Radio and read news in their newspapers and on the internet do NOT
believe Americans are crazy.They envy America and Americans.
www.chuckbaldwinlive.com Chuck's Archived Essays,Speeches and
Columns.
Patriotism Does Not Mean Love Of Big Government Or Support For A
President.

I have been getting Chuck Baldwin's email newsletters for over five
years.The ONLY U.S.President in my lifetime who was any good was Dwight
David Eisenhower.(Ausenhower) He had his problems too,I have known about
them since the 1950's.g.w.bush is only a Puppet on a String.He takes
orders from Idiots (He is a MORON) whom actually rank higher up than he
does.He never listens and takes Advice from folks who have a lot of
experience in politics and Military and who have common sense.
cuhulin

If you're offended by somehing you hear, turn the dial. Darren
http://hometown.aol.com/darren1965co...e/profile.html

There is no "homeland security" without "Bob".



On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 23:01:32 -0400, "Rev. Chroma Signal 678"
wrote:

Tonight while upgrading my PC and doing my hoodoos-fung-shushi
to the HDD with the covers off the same, I happened to be listening
to Jackie Patru and her usually-amusing "Sweet Liberty" broadcast
(5.070 @ 9:00 PM EST) WWCR I think..

Tonight she had on an obvious wacky British gentleman who
was not only 1/4 of a glassful-of-warm-beer-short-of-a-pint
but who also touched on everything from 'secret islands of
the NWO' (made by stacking discarded building materials
atop Pacific Island coral reefs) to how the entrance to *every*
Cat-O-Lick Church faces East. -- (I have my doubts on this
claim, but since the local RCC is just 2 blocks away an I still
have my trusty gumball machine compass, I am going to check
this claim out *personally* tomorrow with Father - grin)

The real -show stopper- however was when the WackoBrit
guest said that the real reason RC Priests wear
black robes was that it was a subtle imagery code to remind
people that they have them by the PUBIC HAIRS (!!)

At this point I dropped my 1/4" xcelite hex nut tool, paused
and wondered if my shortwave radio really JUST SAID THAT....
(sort of like when Janet Jackson showed her tiny tittie during
the 04 SB) Then, Jackie says 'you mean they got you by the
b-a-l-l-s? And her Representative from the British Silly Party
answers in the affirmative in the most proper Kings English
without missing a beat.

At this point I was laughing....LOUDLY...VERY LOUDLY..it was
a true shortwave moment. You had to be there folks. It was hysterical.

Thanks Jackie for tonight's entertainment - You are a true master of
the forbidden science of schizophreniactrics.
(the forbidden science of the true conspiracy)

------------

"I think it's great that you can give sound advice to
people who call into talk radio programs who are
obviously completely out of their minds"
- "Media Barrage Madness #3 (sex slack and sickness)
www.subgenius.com


ps: Remember folks REAL Xcelite tools smell like
BABY PUKE when left in the warm sun You old-school
techies like me know -exactly- what I am talking of here : )

running dogg wrote in :

I believe that God saw the advent of American Shortwave Radio (this is
intended to be humor) ergo the destruction of The Tower of Babel with the
ensuing language variants. We are at least protected from the confusion
of American shortwave radio in that many people are incapable of
understanding it. (I speak English and even I have trouble at times ;-)

With the Internet and American web sites, one can go to the many online
translation sites that do entire pages. Lunatic web sites also offer
individuals the ability to print material that is offered, cementing the
lunacy of these sites and American views. Unless one has a tape deck
ready, much of the Shortwave lunacy is not reproducible, except from the
memories of the listeners. Unfortunately, many of the Shortwave lunatics
also have web sites.

I do enjoy listening to much of what is said, though I give much of it
the same seriousness as I do "Coast to Coast AM" with Art Bell. Even
Steve Quayle has had his interesting days. When I first started listening
to his show, it was shocking, yet one failed prediction after another has
allowed me the ability to use the show as background chatter without
taking it seriously. I am especially impressed by Steve's segue from
current events to prediction, as if the listening audience won't see the
correlation. After the tsunami, Steve predicted more such events and
earthquakes, and even occasionally has a guest on his show professing to
be an expert in seismology. Fortunately Steve's guest is more objective
than he, and often fails to provide predictions suitable for
exploitation.

Of the BBC, RFPI, and the Radio Netherlands, they always seem to stray
into the same old issues, the U.S. is bad, homosexuality, prostitution,
the environment, euthanasia from the supportive perspective, and
legalized drugs. These are issues that I simply do not wish to hear, as
they emulate so many of the mainstream issues.

Regards,

Dr. Artaud



Two points:

Many more people have SW radios than have satellite TV.

People around the world are able to hear American kook SW, and form
their opinions of Americans from hosts like Jackie.

To the rest of the world, Americans must seem crazy or evil or both. I
wonder how many non Americans listen to American kook SW to hear "the
real story" as to how Americans "really" feel. To these people,
Americans are the most evil people on the planet, who hate everybody
who is even slightly different from them, and who are out to violently
subjugate the world. Keep that in mind the next time you hear Arab
conspiracy ranting, or thinly veiled America hate from Europe.

§ Dr. Artaud § wrote:

running dogg wrote in :

I believe that God saw the advent of American Shortwave Radio (this is
intended to be humor) ergo the destruction of The Tower of Babel with the
ensuing language variants. We are at least protected from the confusion
of American shortwave radio in that many people are incapable of
understanding it. (I speak English and even I have trouble at times ;-)

With the Internet and American web sites, one can go to the many online
translation sites that do entire pages. Lunatic web sites also offer
individuals the ability to print material that is offered, cementing the
lunacy of these sites and American views. Unless one has a tape deck
ready, much of the Shortwave lunacy is not reproducible, except from the
memories of the listeners. Unfortunately, many of the Shortwave lunatics
also have web sites.

And the SW kooks frequently refer to their web sites. On top of that, a
casual Google user searching for "religious" websites may inadvertantly
stumble across a kook site and if he/she has a SW radio handy be
inspired to tune in.

I do enjoy listening to much of what is said, though I give much of it
the same seriousness as I do "Coast to Coast AM" with Art Bell. Even
Steve Quayle has had his interesting days. When I first started listening
to his show, it was shocking, yet one failed prediction after another has
allowed me the ability to use the show as background chatter without
taking it seriously. I am especially impressed by Steve's segue from
current events to prediction, as if the listening audience won't see the
correlation. After the tsunami, Steve predicted more such events and
earthquakes, and even occasionally has a guest on his show professing to
be an expert in seismology. Fortunately Steve's guest is more objective
than he, and often fails to provide predictions suitable for
exploitation.

I really don't bother listening to much of the kook broadcasts, as I
find many of them to be quite hateful towards practically anybody and
everybody, as you've found out. The prediction stuff is occasionally
interesting, although regular listening will reveal that they repeat the
same stuff, just change dates and locations. This can be quite boring.

Of the BBC, RFPI, and the Radio Netherlands, they always seem to stray
into the same old issues, the U.S. is bad, homosexuality, prostitution,
the environment, euthanasia from the supportive perspective, and
legalized drugs. These are issues that I simply do not wish to hear, as
they emulate so many of the mainstream issues.

RFPI is no longer on the air to my knowledge. When they DID exist, they
were a direct outgrowth of the 1960s US New Left (hippies) and strongly
reflected the preoccupations of baby boomer socialism. Radio Netherlands
and the BBC are just reflections of their peoples, who are further left
than most Americans. Radio Netherlands has become more of a commentary
service than a real news analysis service, and their commentary is
pretty far left for most Americans to stomach. The BBC is useful mostly
for its news department, which isn't the gold standard it used to be but
is still pretty good. The rest of their programming isn't worth
listening to for the most part. Radio Havana's news department
occasionally drags in blockbuster revelations before the rest of the
media either on SW or domestic US gets wind of it. They were the first
ones talking about the questionable past of that Negroponte guy, for
example. The rest of their news is of entertainment or shock value only.
Unlike the kooks, you never know what RHC is gonna say, which keeps it
interesting. A couple months back they were insisting that the US Army
was going to flatten Ramadi like it did Fallujah-an assault that never
materialized. As for the rest of RHC's stuff, save Arnie Coro and Cuban
jazz, it's a joke, and not worth it.


Regards,

Dr. Artaud



Two points:

Many more people have SW radios than have satellite TV.

People around the world are able to hear American kook SW, and form
their opinions of Americans from hosts like Jackie.

To the rest of the world, Americans must seem crazy or evil or both. I
wonder how many non Americans listen to American kook SW to hear "the
real story" as to how Americans "really" feel. To these people,
Americans are the most evil people on the planet, who hate everybody
who is even slightly different from them, and who are out to violently
subjugate the world. Keep that in mind the next time you hear Arab
conspiracy ranting, or thinly veiled America hate from Europe.


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D. Martin wrote:

If you're offended by somehing you hear, turn the dial. Darren
http://hometown.aol.com/darren1965co...e/profile.html


I can do that quite easily. But how many people in the Third World
eagerly tune in to this stuff every night for the inside scoop on what
they think is the "real America"?


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God Invented the Universe.There is Electricity flowing all throughout
the Universe.God Invented Fire and in the movie,Quest for Fire,God sent
those crazy guys on the Quest for Fire.
cuhulin

Anybody can predict Earthquakes.I predict another big Earthquake is
going to hit somewhere in the World in the next ten months.We will see
if I am right.
cuhulin

Homos,sexuality,euthanasia,drugs.All of that and much more was (and
still is) going on in Europe and Asia thousands of years before the
first Humans ever came to this Continent we call North
Ameica.Prostitution is the oldest profession in the World and even wayyy
back then whatever kinds of drugs they has was legal and there were
homos and sexuality too.Those crazy *******s over there were doing it
thousands,yey,millions of years ago.
cuhulin

The implication that 3rd worlders are too stupid to discern, bothers
me. The varitable babylon of voices is not exclusive to america.
Chattering nonsense is universal. Channel-changing ability is a fine
art. Darren

As far as entertainment value, along the lines of the original post, some of
these kooks can be fairly entertaining.

Alex Jones is kinda interesting - in small doses. He flits from one
subject to another in a crazed manner, always eventually landing on the
Vildebergers or NWO theme.

Pastor Pete Peters - now there's a boring mother****er. He is as dull as he
is dull-witted. And with the underlying current of bigotry and religious
intolerance, there's really no redeeming value.

Bro. Stair - what a clown! This is great kook radio. The guy is dumber
than a bag of hammers. Last night he was talking about how he would give
you a free shortwave radio, a "KK1102" I think he said, for a "donation" of
$80 or more. "It's got so many features upon it, I can't even talk about
it" he said!

Greg

Greg wrote:

Pastor Pete Peters - now there's a boring mother****er. He is as dull as he
is dull-witted. And with the underlying current of bigotry and religious
intolerance, there's really no redeeming value.


HEY! Stop insulting hammers! At least a hammer is a useful tool!

--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Hammer? Let me go and find that link I saw the other day.
cuhulin

From: "Michael A. Terrell"
Organization: http://home.earthlink.net/~mike.terrell/
Reply-To:
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:09:28 GMT
Subject: Another classic shortwave moment

Greg wrote:

Pastor Pete Peters - now there's a boring mother****er. He is as dull as he
is dull-witted. And with the underlying current of bigotry and religious
intolerance, there's really no redeeming value.


HEY! Stop insulting hammers! At least a hammer is a useful tool!

--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

Greg wrote:

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

You can't drive a nail with one.
--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
(Ocala)
Central Florida

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
...
Greg wrote:

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

You can't drive a nail with one.

But I do plenty of nailing with my peter!

Honus wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
...

Greg wrote:

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

You can't drive a nail with one.


But I do plenty of nailing with my peter!





I hear they made 'hulin replace the divots. He claimed he was 'communing' with
mother earth the last time they took him away. The grounds keeper at the course
was less than impressed.

"The suspect was heard counting the strokes out loud" Sergeant Williams of the
Highway Patrol is quoted as saying. "We haven't had this sort of debauchery
against our greens since the dxAce episode of three years back. That perp moved
to Holland MI after being released from therapy and the court enforced chemical
castration was completed" continued the Sergeant.




mike

m II wrote:

Honus wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
...

Greg wrote:

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

You can't drive a nail with one.


But I do plenty of nailing with my peter!



I hear they made 'hulin replace the divots. He claimed he was 'communing' with
mother earth the last time they took him away. The grounds keeper at the course
was less than impressed.

"The suspect was heard counting the strokes out loud" Sergeant Williams of the
Highway Patrol is quoted as saying. "We haven't had this sort of debauchery
against our greens since the dxAce episode of three years back. That perp moved
to Holland MI after being released from therapy and the court enforced chemical
castration was completed" continued the Sergeant.

That's pretty funny. But ya know what? CanaDuh still sucks. You can't change that.

dxAce
Michigan
USA

From: "Michael A. Terrell"
Organization: http://home.earthlink.net/~mike.terrell/
Reply-To:
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Sun, 17 Apr 2005 04:40:57 GMT
Subject: Another classic shortwave moment

Greg wrote:

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

You can't drive a nail with one.
--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
(Ocala)
Central Florida

I tested your theory. You are correct sir! The bandages come off
Wednesday.

Greg

I own a half acre in Interlachen,Florida,Putnam County.A few days ago,I
received a snail mail card from somebody in Georgia wanting to know if I
want to sell my half acre in Florida.I get snail mails similar to that
all the time about my half acre in Florida.y'all think I am lieing? Come
see for yourself.
cuhulin

Ocala is about thirty (I can look it up in my Rand McNally Road Atlas
right quick,but I am not going to) something miles South of my half acre
of land in Interlachen,Florida,seven miles West of
Palatka,Florida.Straight out East of Palatka is Crystal Beach.
cuhulin

You people have humor about as dumb as a bag of hammers.

wrote in message
ups.com...
You people have humor about as dumb as a bag of hammers.

So what you're saying is that it's just about even with your sense of
grammar, right?

Anybody that uses gmail is Dumber than Dumb.Same goes for aol and yahoo
and hotmail.I could use yahoo and hotmail and gmail if I wanted to with
or without my very smart webtv box,but I am not dumb.
cuhulin

From:
Organization: http://groups.google.com
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: 18 Apr 2005 16:23:54 -0700
Subject: Another classic shortwave moment

You people have humor about as dumb as a bag of hammers.

I take that as a compliment. Thanks Todd, er, Kelsey, um, who said that?

Greg

Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East. Churches in Iraq/Iran face West.

Hudley Pearse

Can you mention pubic hair on the radio in the US? Wouldn't someone be
able to denounce her to the FCC?

Hudley Pearse

wrote in message
oups.com...
Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East. Churches in Iraq/Iran face West.

Hudley Pearse

Well now I truly don't know what to make of the one local to me. It faces
North.
Brad in Oz.

To the rest of the world, Americans must seem crazy or evil or both. I

wonder how many non Americans listen to American kook SW to hear "the
real story" as to how Americans "really" feel.

Well, I live in China, and I don't know anyone who listens to American
SW, save for VOA's Special English. Most of the nuts talk too fast and
their topics are incomprehensible if the listener is not an American.
Most foreigners may have a low opinion of the US government, but they
know that I (and you) are not the government.

Hudley Pearse

Almost nobody, believe me. Most of it is incomprehensible even to
foreigners who know English, let alone the majority.

Hudley Pearse

If you are a Chinese peasant, for example, you ignore US shortwave
fanatics, not because you are stupid, but because you are too smart to
waste your time, instead of growing food to eat.

wrote:

Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East.

You're full of it!

dxAce
Michigan
USA