Tonight while upgrading my PC and doing my hoodoos-fung-shushi
to the HDD with the covers off the same, I happened to be listening
to Jackie Patru and her usually-amusing "Sweet Liberty" broadcast
(5.070 @ 9:00 PM EST) WWCR I think..

Tonight she had on an obvious wacky British gentleman who
was not only 1/4 of a glassful-of-warm-beer-short-of-a-pint
but who also touched on everything from 'secret islands of
the NWO' (made by stacking discarded building materials
atop Pacific Island coral reefs) to how the entrance to *every*
Cat-O-Lick Church faces East. -- (I have my doubts on this
claim, but since the local RCC is just 2 blocks away an I still
have my trusty gumball machine compass, I am going to check
this claim out *personally* tomorrow with Father - grin)

The real -show stopper- however was when the WackoBrit
guest said that the real reason RC Priests wear
black robes was that it was a subtle imagery code to remind
people that they have them by the PUBIC HAIRS (!!)

At this point I dropped my 1/4" xcelite hex nut tool, paused
and wondered if my shortwave radio really JUST SAID THAT....
(sort of like when Janet Jackson showed her tiny tittie during
the 04 SB) Then, Jackie says 'you mean they got you by the
b-a-l-l-s? And her Representative from the British Silly Party
answers in the affirmative in the most proper Kings English
without missing a beat.

At this point I was laughing....LOUDLY...VERY LOUDLY..it was
a true shortwave moment. You had to be there folks. It was hysterical.

Thanks Jackie for tonight's entertainment - You are a true master of
the forbidden science of schizophreniactrics.
(the forbidden science of the true conspiracy)

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"I think it's great that you can give sound advice to
people who call into talk radio programs who are
obviously completely out of their minds"
- "Media Barrage Madness #3 (sex slack and sickness)
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ps: Remember folks REAL Xcelite tools smell like
BABY PUKE when left in the warm sun You old-school
techies like me know -exactly- what I am talking of here : )

xcelite,,,, Don't lay them artificial gummy fishing worms/lures on
plastic thingys either,I Guarantee y'all they will eat right through the
plastic! :{)
cuhulin

Catholic Churches all face East? www.churchangel.com I bet all of
the Catholic Churches here in Jackson don't all face East.Those ragheads
butts all face East though,when they are praying six times a day for
their virgins.
cuhulin

Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East. Churches in Iraq/Iran face West.

Hudley Pearse

wrote in message
oups.com...
Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East. Churches in Iraq/Iran face West.

Hudley Pearse

Well now I truly don't know what to make of the one local to me. It faces
North.
Brad in Oz.

www.churchangel.com I am going to remember to check out the Catholic
Church's in Jackson someday.
cuhulin

In article ,
says...
www.churchangel.com I am going to remember to check out the Catholic
Church's in Jackson someday.
cuhulin




THe ones near me face north, south and east, so it's BS.

Big shock!

BDK

wrote:

Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East.

You're full of it!

dxAce
Michigan
USA

wrote:

Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East. Churches in Iraq/Iran face West.

Hudley Pearse

Somebody better tell the Catholic churches that I've seen that they're
all pointing the wrong way.

Yikes -- what nonsense.

wrote:

Catholic churches all face Jerusalem. Churches in the US/Europe face
East. Churches in Iraq/Iran face West.

Hudley Pearse


The two churches near here both face South.

--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida