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NPR EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION
How long do you think it'll take before I'm persecuted. . .oh, I'm sorry,
"brought to justice". . .(I forgot the Jews hold the mortgage on "persecuted") for expressing my First Amendment rights? --Manxman National Public Radio Application for Employment Here are our basic criteria for consideration. The "correct" answers are supplied in parentheses. Any applications that deviate from our high standards will be used as placemats for our pastrami and lox lunches and summarily thrown out. 1. Gender: a) Female b) Effeminate Male c) Homosexual Male d) Male but guilty about it, have a lisp, and am considering a sex-change operation e) Normal heterosexual male (a,b,c, or d.) 2: Race: a) White b) Negroid c) Jewish d) Hispanic e) Asian Indian with an unfathomable name like "Sneedek Ungrapradesh" f) White but can manage convincing or empathetic pronunications of "Neecarlagua" or "Barheeo" that suggest I actually hang out with Spics in dangerous neighborhoods (c,d,e,f, or b if we need a token ******) 3: Religion a) Jewish b) Reform Jewish c) Unobservant, secular Jew d) Atheist Jew e) Lapsed Catholic but I've been interested in the Kabbalah lately f) Lapsed Episcopalian but I have a lot of Jewish friends, really g) Unitarian Universalist (d,c,b,a,f,e,g) in that order 4: Education: a) CUNY b) Columbia Journalism School c) Berkeley d) Brown e) The Hebrew School f) Wright State University (a,b,c,d,e) 5: Marital Status: a) Married to any influential male in New York or Washington who feeds me news leaks and would be glad to see me trot off to NPR every day so he'll be out of earshot of my all-knowing, smug, pseudo-intellectual voice b) Single, no one can stand me because I'm a yattering harpy or a fey excuse for a male c) Divorced, no one could stand me because I have a nasal, whining, supercilious voice that never stops d) Divorced more than once, absolutely no one could stand me because I'm a neurotic, hectoring termagent with serious mental problems (d,c,a,b) 6: Where is Indiana? a) Somewhere west of 42nd Street b) I think it's next to Idaho, isn't it? c) West of Louisiana (a,b,c) 7: According the the FBI's Uniform Crime Statistics, what group commits the most violent crimes per capita in the United States? a) Young lazy black males b) Young lazy Hispanic males c) Working white crackers in the Midwest (c) despite all evidence to the contrary 8: What is your conception of the American Midwest? a) A large agricultural and industrial region that was the engine for much of America's growth and prosperity, settled mostly by white European immigrants whose work ethic, honesty, and devotion to family made it a safe and enjoyable place to live b) A dark, forbidding, uncharted no-man's-land I've flown over on the red-eye from L.A., inhabited by inbred German farmers with huge gun collections and a seething hatred of Jews and nonwhites. No good delis. Useful for occasional "color" features to lead listeners to believe we know where it is. (b) 9. On your desk are two possible story leads in Dayton, Ohio for "Morning Edition" handkerchief-wringers. You have a four-minute slot to fill and can only use one. David Kastenbaum has been booked for a fast flight out of JFK and is nervous about being so far away from a deli and being beat up by crackers, but he's agreed to interview your choice. They a a) A white high school student in traction who was set upon by a gang of African-Americans who gave him a "curbie," blinded him in one eye, collaped a lung, broke four ribs, and deprived him of a football scholarship by crushing his kneecap. They needed his lunch money for wine. The student is only the latest in an alarming pattern of black-on-white violence at a large high school. b) Linda Wertheimer's nephew by her sixth husband, a homosexual associate professor of comparative literature at Wright State University, was called a "homo" by a white who rejected his advances at the local Starbucks. He's had to increase his antidepressant dosage and psychotherapy visits and take a leave of absence until he recovers. Possible angle is the alarming rise in "gay-bashing" in the American Midwest. (b), of course 10. An Israeli Jew with a fake passport was arrested on the Ohio Turnpike with $20 million worth of the dangerous psychedelic drug "Ecstacy" in his trunk. The state troopers had to Mace him when he resisted arrest. It's well-documented that Jews run the Ecstacy trade worldwide and most large seizures of the drug have involved Jews. We have no stories in the pipeline this morning on homosexual New York performance artists or Zimbabwean naturalists fighting to save the rare Bukkake Beetle from extinction as white farmers are raped and slain all around them. We may have to run this story. What spin should you put on it? a) The questionable legality of search-and-seizure laws under current interpretations of the Fourth Amendment b) The alarming increase in police brutality in the American Midwest c) The alarming increase in "racial targeting" methods employed by police in traffic stops d) The widespread destruction and increasing dissipation of white American youth, especially impressionable females, through the use of a drug formulated and marketed exclusively by Jews reaping huge profits (a,b, or c). Don't even THINK about (d). |
Just what this group needs: another biggot!
-- Brian Denley http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html |
I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made
up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? Or, are you only a bigot if you mention it? Some things are just funny, like how "political correctness" causes one to go blind and silent... Warmest regards, John "Brian Denley" wrote in message ... Just what this group needs: another biggot! -- Brian Denley http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html |
"John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? |
Honus wrote:
"John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? Poor people who commit crimes can't afford justice?..err..sorry..I meant a lawyer. mike |
"m II" wrote in message news:r_Ooe.27427$HI.22571@edtnps84... Honus wrote: "John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? Poor people who commit crimes can't afford justice?..err..sorry..I meant a lawyer. Hey, you...don't spoil my fun. |
I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made
up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? Speaking of bigotry, here some by the all white British Live 8 African Relief Concert, for y'all! "But the angry campaigners accuse the rock event's organisers of "handpicking a virtually all-white line-up... Black muso and creator of BBC drama 'Babyfather' Patrick Augustus, fumes that Afro-Caribbean artists have been totally excluded for Britain's offering", reports the BBC... |
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manxman wrote: How long do you think it'll take before I'm persecuted. . . Snip Right now. Try being on topic starting out in the new group next time. Plonk -- Telamon Ventura, California |
Well, I am sticking my neck out here, but I'd say from those statistics
illegal aliens and blacks are likely to end up in prison--how do you interpret 'em? Warmest regards, John "Honus" wrote in message news:mMOoe.1027$Kj3.47@trnddc03... "John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? |
mII:
.... that too!!! Warmest regards, John "m II" wrote in message news:r_Ooe.27427$HI.22571@edtnps84... Honus wrote: "John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? Poor people who commit crimes can't afford justice?..err..sorry..I meant a lawyer. mike |
m II wrote: Honus wrote: "John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? Poor people who commit crimes can't afford justice?..err..sorry..I meant a lawyer. Perhaps they should simply just consider not committing crimes? dxAce Michigan USA |
"John Smith" wrote in message ... Well, I am sticking my neck out here, but I'd say from those statistics illegal aliens and blacks are likely to end up in prison--how do you interpret 'em? That's a non-answer if I ever heard one. Leaving the illegals out, -why- are blacks more likely to end up in prison? Because they're black? |
"beerbarrel" wrote in message ... On Mon, 06 Jun 2005 02:44:34 GMT, "Honus" wrote: "John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? There is not enough use of the electric chair. Thank God I was sitting down. I actually agree with you. I still think you're an ass, though. |
"beerbarrel" wrote in message ... On Tue, 07 Jun 2005 00:29:38 GMT, "Honus" I still think you're an ass, though. That's OK....I know you are an ass! And once again we see why I'm so under-whelmed by what you consider to be wit. |
"Brian Denley" wrote in message ... Just what this group needs: another biggot! -- Brian Denley http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html Oh Brian, there you go again! |
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"-=jd=-" wrote in message . 20... On Mon 06 Jun 2005 08:28:55p, "Honus" wrote in message news:bT5pe.4501$xI2.1628@trnddc09: "John Smith" wrote in message ... Well, I am sticking my neck out here, but I'd say from those statistics illegal aliens and blacks are likely to end up in prison--how do you interpret 'em? That's a non-answer if I ever heard one. Leaving the illegals out, -why- are blacks more likely to end up in prison? Because they're black? Ok. You got us. There *is* a secret, govt-backed conspiracy to frame people of color for entirely fabricated crimes. To give you an idea of the lengths we are willing to go to, the witness protection program not only protects federal witnesses, it's also used to relocate "murder victims" when we need to frame some (insert non-caucasion race here for homicide. The govt even subsidizes the fake funerals... You clearly misunderstood the thrust of my question. FWIW, I didn't imply that they were innocent of wrongdoing, or that they didn't belong in the pokey. The response that I expected from the OP was that they were inferior human beings because of their race. I wasn't trying to draw him into some social commentary or discourse on the quote-unquote fundamental inequalities of our system, or however some may want to characterize (or mischaracterize) it. I just wanted the guy to come right out and say that it's because they're blacks, and black's are incorrigible. That seemed to be underlying sentiment he was expressing...I just wanted to help him go all the way if my sense of what he was saying was correct. Then I could freely abuse him as I abuse Al Patrick. With cuhulin gone, I'm bored. jk |
Honus wrote:
With cuhulin gone, I'm bored. jk He was worthy of ridicule. You produced some of your best work in realigning his status within this mainly august group. Me? I haven't written since his demise. Someone had a theory that a scapegoat is needed to form a community, whether it's a spiritual community or not. Sadly, there are only a few likely candidates but as far as I can tell, they don't measure up to anywhere near cuhulin's heaving haunches. I hear Cuhulin rented 'Dog Day Afternoon' a while back. He thought it was a porn flick. mike |
On Mon, 06 Jun 2005 08:08:07 -0400, dxAce
wrote: m II wrote: Honus wrote: "John Smith" wrote in message ... I am not a bigot, but I can't help notice the prison population is made up of approx 1/3 illegal aliens, and about 75+ percent of the rest is black--is it a bigot to know this? So...what do you take those statistics to mean? Poor people who commit crimes can't afford justice?..err..sorry..I meant a lawyer. Perhaps they should simply just consider not committing crimes? Like when your parents conceived you? |
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"m II" wrote in message news:YEupe.51984$tt5.28221@edtnps90... Honus wrote: With cuhulin gone, I'm bored. jk He was worthy of ridicule. You produced some of your best work in realigning his status within this mainly august group. Me? I haven't written since his demise. Someone had a theory that a scapegoat is needed to form a community, whether it's a spiritual community or not. Sadly, there are only a few likely candidates but as far as I can tell, they don't measure up to anywhere near cuhulin's heaving haunches. I hear Cuhulin rented 'Dog Day Afternoon' a while back. He thought it was a porn flick. mike Yea you guys are amateurs. A real pro doesn't execute his scapegoat. Now whatcha ya gonna do? Ya gotta whole truck load of whoop ass and nobody to share it with. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- 73 and good DX. B.H. Brian's Radio Universe http://webpages.charter.net/brianhill/500.htm |
"Brian Hill" wrote in message ... "m II" wrote in message news:YEupe.51984$tt5.28221@edtnps90... Honus wrote: With cuhulin gone, I'm bored. jk He was worthy of ridicule. You produced some of your best work in realigning his status within this mainly august group. Me? I haven't written since his demise. Someone had a theory that a scapegoat is needed to form a community, whether it's a spiritual community or not. Sadly, there are only a few likely candidates but as far as I can tell, they don't measure up to anywhere near cuhulin's heaving haunches. I hear Cuhulin rented 'Dog Day Afternoon' a while back. He thought it was a porn flick. mike Yea you guys are amateurs. A real pro doesn't execute his scapegoat. Now whatcha ya gonna do? Ya gotta whole truck load of whoop ass and nobody to share it with. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, Brian...that almost sounds like you're volunteering. |
"m II" wrote in message news:YEupe.51984$tt5.28221@edtnps90... Honus wrote: With cuhulin gone, I'm bored. jk Snip but as far as I can tell, they don't measure up to anywhere near cuhulin's heaving haunches. That's a visual I could have done without. Thanks, btw. |
Honus wrote:
Yea you guys are amateurs. A real pro doesn't execute his scapegoat. Now whatcha ya gonna do? Ya gotta whole truck load of whoop ass and nobody to share it with. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, Brian...that almost sounds like you're volunteering. After some soul searching, I'd have to refrain from using Mister Hill as a subject. He's not nearly virulent or stupid enough. There are, however, two likely candidates for scapegoatism. I don't know if my carefully crafted disposable trash writing is worth the effort for the non entities. They're like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically.. mike |
"beerbarrel" wrote in message ... On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 00:40:07 GMT, "Honus" wrote: "m II" wrote in message news:YEupe.51984$tt5.28221@edtnps90... Honus wrote: With cuhulin gone, I'm bored. jk Snip but as far as I can tell, they don't measure up to anywhere near cuhulin's heaving haunches. That's a visual I could have done without. Thanks, btw. You and Mike sleeping together yet? No, but I'm sure that won't prevent you from masturbating at the thought anyway. |
beerbarrel wrote:
Oh!, Still in the wishing stage huh? Can't think of anything even half witted to say and too dumb to quit? You really ARE like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically. mike |
m II wrote: beerbarrel wrote: Oh!, Still in the wishing stage huh? Can't think of anything even half witted to say and too dumb to quit? You really ARE like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically. Spasmodically? Ah.... you mean like anything your average Canuck tries to do? LMAO dxAce Michigan USA |
"-=jd=-" wrote in message . 20... On Tue 07 Jun 2005 11:17:48p, "Honus" wrote in message news:wrtpe.5486$Kj3.3577@trnddc03: "-=jd=-" wrote in message . 20... On Mon 06 Jun 2005 08:28:55p, "Honus" You clearly misunderstood the thrust of my question. It would appear that there's plenty of "misunderstanding" to go around... So then it's business as usual. |
"beerbarrel" wrote in message ... On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 01:53:38 GMT, "Honus" wrote: "beerbarrel" wrote in message You and Mike sleeping together yet? No, but I'm sure that won't prevent you from masturbating at the thought anyway. Oh!, Still in the wishing stage huh? That's what I just said to you, in different words. Are you -really- that stupid that you not only can't come up with a witty response, you actually throw back the same insult that you just received and believe that it's new and fresh? My God. |
"m II" wrote in message news:pdPpe.40800$on1.33703@clgrps13... beerbarrel wrote: Oh!, Still in the wishing stage huh? Can't think of anything even half witted to say and too dumb to quit? You really ARE like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically. Always worth a repost. http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/ |
"beerbarrel" wrote in message ... On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 00:12:32 -0400, dxAce wrote: m II wrote: beerbarrel wrote: Oh!, Still in the wishing stage huh? Can't think of anything even half witted to say and too dumb to quit? You really ARE like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically. Spasmodically? Ah.... you mean like anything your average Canuck tries to do? LMAO dxAce Michigan USA I did like Canadians until I met little Mikey! You know, I do believe that you're stupid enough to base a dislike for an entire nationality based on your experiences with one individual representative. If I were you, I'd avoid mirrors (and introspection) at all costs. |
Honus wrote: "beerbarrel" wrote in message ... On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 00:12:32 -0400, dxAce wrote: m II wrote: beerbarrel wrote: Oh!, Still in the wishing stage huh? Can't think of anything even half witted to say and too dumb to quit? You really ARE like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically. Spasmodically? Ah.... you mean like anything your average Canuck tries to do? LMAO dxAce Michigan USA I did like Canadians until I met little Mikey! You know, I do believe that you're stupid enough to base a dislike for an entire nationality based on your experiences with one individual representative. They're a nationality? I'll be darned. dxAce Michigan USA |
"-=jd=-" wrote in message . 20... On Thu 09 Jun 2005 12:43:02a, "Honus" wrote in message news:qNPpe.11278$nr3.10238@trnddc02: "-=jd=-" wrote in message . 20... On Tue 07 Jun 2005 11:17:48p, "Honus" wrote in message news:wrtpe.5486$Kj3.3577@trnddc03: "-=jd=-" wrote in message . 20... On Mon 06 Jun 2005 08:28:55p, "Honus" You clearly misunderstood the thrust of my question. It would appear that there's plenty of "misunderstanding" to go around... So then it's business as usual. Unless it's not. I have to admit - I lost track of whatever it was... Eh...it probably wasn't worth it anyway. g |
On Wed, 08 Jun 2005 06:08:27 -0400, dxAce
wrote: Perhaps they should simply just consider not committing crimes? Like when your parents conceived you? Stuff a sock in it, 'tard boy. dxAce Michigan USA Why don't you just post a numbered list of your ten lame responses so you can refer to them by number instead of doing all that typing? Or are you bucking to be Cuhulin's replacement? |
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On Fri, 10 Jun 2005 06:20:45 -0400, dxAce
wrote: Once again 'tard, stuff a sock in it. Sure. And stuff a drawerful of socks up yours. |
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"m II" wrote in message news:XGMpe.51384$9A2.49632@edtnps89... Honus wrote: Yea you guys are amateurs. A real pro doesn't execute his scapegoat. Now whatcha ya gonna do? Ya gotta whole truck load of whoop ass and nobody to share it with. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, Brian...that almost sounds like you're volunteering. After some soul searching, I'd have to refrain from using Mister Hill as a subject. He's not nearly virulent or stupid enough. There are, however, two likely candidates for scapegoatism. I don't know if my carefully crafted disposable trash writing is worth the effort for the non entities. They're like Cuhulin's chickens. Even after the heads are cut off, they still twitch and try to run, albeit somewhat spasmodically.. mike You guys can flip me sh-t. I don't care. I just want everybody to have fun :)lol -- 73 and good DX. B.H. Brian's Radio Universe http://webpages.charter.net/brianhill/500.htm |
Leonard Martin wrote:
And then there are those Jews! If you used NPR for your only window on the world (which I virtually do), and you didn't know better, you'd swear that Jews were 60 percent of the US population instead of their actual approximately 7 percent (Black being most of the other 40 percent). The CBC in Canada has roughly the the same size window. It appears they spend a completely disproportionate amount of time with G_d's one and only Chosen. That is also quite noticeable in the nightly rebroadceasts of foreign public radio services. Cynics are saying that there's been a huge increase in the number of Jewish WWII survivors in the last few decades. Some of them even seem to have developed tattoos on their arms after the fact. http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=...e+Search&meta= |
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