On Tue, 5 Jul 2005, fred finklemiester wrote:

Date: Tue, 05 Jul 2005 23:58:52 GMT
From: fred finklemiester
Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.misc, rec.radio.shortwave,
rec.radio.amateur.equipment
Subject: Why did you say "****" on the air??

In article ,
"Dr.Ace - WH2T" wrote:

Fred:

Well, to tell you the truth, the only things I have got against it is,
it is filthy and stinks, other than that, nothing...

John

Hi John,

Yes and we're all full of it.

Speak for your self.
Ace - WH2T

You mean to say you're not full of ****??


Technically, and scientifically, it would probably be quite correct to say
that virtually all of his large intestinal volume really is 100% full of
real ****. Possibly a large fraction of his small intestins, too,
depending on your definition of ****. After death, you ain't worth ****
anyway (except maybe a dollar's worth of calcium, iron, etc.).

There are exceptions (eg. just before colonoscopies, sigmoidoscopies,
situations of that nature, etc.)

I think everyone's **** stinks. So does everyone's gas. Bad breath is not
too nice, either. We all get BO sooner or later, too.

;-)

(smart ass has spoken)