Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for
only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy,how about
giving a senior a break.


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.