Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for
only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy,how about
giving a senior a break.


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.

Burr:

What can I say man?

Other than, "EXCELLENT!!!" grin

John

"Burr" wrote in message
news:At%ye.4570$3Y3.2558@trnddc09...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in
there for
only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out
a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy,how
about
giving a senior a break.


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket
and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the
more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the
corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important
at my age.

"John Smith" wrote in message
...
Burr:

What can I say man?

Other than, "EXCELLENT!!!" grin

John

It's from the Onion



"Burr" wrote in message
news:At%ye.4570$3Y3.2558@trnddc09...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for
only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy,how about
giving a senior a break.


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.

Burr wrote:

It's from the Onion



So, Burr...do you regret having voted for Bush three times during the last
election? How did you manage it without getting jailed? Does your little voting
irregularity explain why you had to leave the country?








mike

"m II" wrote in message
news:Wz0ze.110336$9A2.11420@edtnps89...
Burr wrote:

It's from the Onion



So, Burr...do you regret having voted for Bush three times during the last
election? How did you manage it without getting jailed? Does your little
voting irregularity explain why you had to leave the country?

mike

You miss Burr, Don't you mike? Here, let me play a little song for ya. Hit
it soft drummer!

1 ,2, 3

There's a place where lovers go to cry their troubles away and they call it
lonesome town, where the broken hearts stay. You can buy a dream or two to
last you all through the years and the only price you'll pay is a heart full
of tears............................................. ....

Ah. That's a sad one. Tissues for everyone bartender!

LOL!!!!!!!


B.H.

Brian Hill wrote:

You miss Burr, Don't you mike? Here, let me play a little song for ya. Hit
it soft drummer!

1 ,2, 3

There's a place where lovers go to cry their troubles away and they call it
lonesome town, where the broken hearts stay. You can buy a dream or two to
last you all through the years and the only price you'll pay is a heart full
of tears............................................. ....

Ah. That's a sad one. Tissues for everyone bartender!



...I'm all misty eyed now..damn..I thought I'd gotten him out of my system..well,
at least it's better to dredge up the past than do what the pervert necrophiliac
Tracy Fort does, or what that self admitted bestialist Cuhulin is famous for.

I feel very small and humbled in the presence of their true evil.


mike

Burr wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for
only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy,how about
giving a senior a break.


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.



LOL!!

I tell people that any worst day of retirememt is better than the best
day I ever had at work.

BURR,