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My Journalism course has arrived. Interview number ONE!
Interview with the Ace 2005 m II: So, Ace..I'd like to thank you for this opportunity. I'm sure both your fans and foes in rec.radio.shortwave will appreciate a deeper insight into the workings of that wonderfully convoluted computer like brain of yours. Ace: Yeah, but they're ninety percent 'tards, like you are you moronic screwed up CanaDUHian idiot... m II: yes, well...tell us about your childhood, Ace, Do you remember your early years and teachers? Ace: Yeah, but they're ninety percent 'tards, like you are you moronic screwed up CanaDUHian idiot... m II: Surely some of your relatives and peers had an effect on your formative years? Weren't there ANY role models in your youth? Ace: Yeah, but they're ninety percent 'tards, like you are you moronic screwed up CanaDUHian idiot... m II: Well..I'm looking at the person behind the obviously rough and weather beaten face. What world experience you must have had to shape those character lines on your face... Ace: Yeah, so grade five was hard, 'tard...you moronic screwed up CanaDUHian idiot. so what.. m II: At this point, gentle reader, the interview ended. The Ace decided to closely examine the sidewalk for minute cracks and remained in that horizontal position for at last three hours, at which time I excused myself in the finest of Canadian manners and tradition. I admired his devotion to this unique hobby, as his neighbours all said he does this on a regular basis. Another interview? Who knows what the future holds. We're now getting leads on a dog molester in Mississippi and a real US Master Sargeant who practices necrophilia on cancer victims' corpses. Stay tuned... m II |
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