Things I have learned from watching the news about Hurricane Katrina on TV
when I could have been swl.



01. The hurricane only hit black family properties.



02. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.



03. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.



04. New Orleans has no white people.



05. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
resident.



06. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal big screen TV and Nike
footwear.



07. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans,
and now the city has no welfare recipients, looters, or gangs; they have
moved
to your city.



08. White folks don't make good news stories.



09. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.



10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue
efforts.



11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and
give you money for being stupid.



12. Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.



13. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.

What I learned from tv.Don't mess with the children from the village of
the damned.They will use their eyes to cast a spell on you and cause you
to commit suicide.
cuhulin

Texas Starr,she sent me an email about Heineken's new beer promotion.It
shows a picture of a looter wading through the flood waters of New
Orleans and he is carrying a case of Heineken beer in the glass
bottles.Looters prefer Heineken Beer,it says.
cuhluin

I went to my bedroom to look for a book,I could see through my window
over to her kitchen window,(the Bell South woman) she is in there
combing her hair.I need to get my beauty sleep now.
cuhulin

wrote:

I went to my bedroom to look for a book,I could see through my window
over to her kitchen window,(the Bell South woman) she is in there
combing her hair.


She must be a REAL DOG if *you* are interested...




mike

After she combed her hair (it isn't my fault there aren't any curtains
on her kitchen window and I could see her from the top down about six
inches down past the top of her shoulders) I saw what looked like to me
a yellow plastic mop handle waving around,then I saw her going through
the motions as if she was mopping her kitchen floor.Oh well,that's the
way the mop flops,I reckon.This morning she said she has two dogs and
she is going to build a dog pen (that means I will be doing most of the
work) in her yard for her dogs.
cuhulin

wrote:
This morning she said she has two dogs and
she is going to build a dog pen (that means I will be doing most of the
work) in her yard for her dogs.


How long has your stud service been active? I didn't think cross species
fertilization was possible.



mike

You are SICK m II,YOU REALLY ARE SICK! I sure am GLAD I am not you.
cuhulin

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 04:41:44 GMT, m II wrote:

wrote:
This morning she said she has two dogs and
she is going to build a dog pen (that means I will be doing most of the
work) in her yard for her dogs.


How long has your stud service been active? I didn't think cross species
fertilization was possible.



mike
it isn't ............ there are some things even a dog won't do

m II wrote:

wrote:

I went to my bedroom to look for a book,I could see through my window
over to her kitchen window,(the Bell South woman) she is in there
combing her hair.

She must be a REAL DOG if *you* are interested...

mike

Cuhulin was just marking his territory ;-)

JB