i know it's not nice to poke fun, but they are the french. we saved
their ass twice.
why should we do it again? i'm trying to be serious here...lol

Drifter..

*on*the*fringe*of*Pittsburgh*

start-here
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle
plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 ****ed off teenagers Mr.Bush doubts
France's
ability to hold off the little ****ants. "Hell, if the last two world
wars
are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now",
said
Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might
be
necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The
general
admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing
under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was
having
a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful *******s
out
for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines
to
do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon
as
possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
sure
the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least
they stand out the better.

"Drifter" wrote in message
...
i know it's not nice to poke fun, but they are the french. we saved
their ass twice.
why should we do it again? i'm trying to be serious here...lol

Drifter..

Oh come on Drifter. Let's go help the slug eaters. hip hip hooray!!!!!!!!!

BH

Well,I told y'all a few days ago that if it gets to rough in Frogland
bush would send some Troops over there to straighten things out.It would
be the same for Canada too.To the tune of that Jim Dandy to the Rescue
song,,,, Uncle Sam to the Rescue.
cuhulin

wrote:

Well,I told y'all a few days ago that if it gets to rough in Frogland
bush would send some Troops over there to straighten things out.It would
be the same for Canada too.To the tune of that Jim Dandy to the Rescue
song,,,, Uncle Sam to the Rescue.
cuhulin

Sort of how things are being straightened out in Iraq?

JB

John Barnard wrote:

wrote:

Well,I told y'all a few days ago that if it gets to rough in Frogland
bush would send some Troops over there to straighten things out.It would
be the same for Canada too.To the tune of that Jim Dandy to the Rescue
song,,,, Uncle Sam to the Rescue.
cuhulin

Sort of how things are being straightened out in Iraq?

You folks are just jealous because CanaDuh doesn't have the capability to
straighten anything out.

What would you do, throw hockey sticks and poutine at 'em?

dxAce
Michigan
USA

The three stages of French warfa

1. Appeasement
2. Surrender
3. Collaboration

dxAce wrote:

John Barnard wrote:

wrote:

Well,I told y'all a few days ago that if it gets to rough in Frogland
bush would send some Troops over there to straighten things out.It would
be the same for Canada too.To the tune of that Jim Dandy to the Rescue
song,,,, Uncle Sam to the Rescue.
cuhulin

Sort of how things are being straightened out in Iraq?

You folks are just jealous because CanaDuh doesn't have the capability to
straighten anything out.

What would you do, throw hockey sticks and poutine at 'em?

dxAce
Michigan
USA

It was brilliant strategy to throw bombs and bullets in Iraq and create a
terrorist state. You fools created a far worse monster than the one that was in
there.

Nice going, Dr. FrankenUSAstein!

JB

wrote:
Well,I told y'all a few days ago that if it gets to rough in Frogland
bush would send some Troops over there to straighten things out.It would
be the same for Canada too.To the tune of that Jim Dandy to the Rescue
song,,,, Uncle Sam to the Rescue.
cuhulin


A Russian General and French General were prepairing to go into battle.
The Russian General instructed his valet to get him his bright red coat
with all his medal and decorations on it. The French general asked, "why
do you want your bright red jacket, it will stand out and you will
surely be shot." The Russian General said, "because my troops will be
able to see me in the thick of battle, and if I get shot the blood will
not show against the red and that will give them courage and inspire
them to fight at their best". The French General called to his valet,
"Marcel, bring me my brown pants".

Those surrender monkeys Frogs refused to let our U.S.Military Aircraft
fly over Frogland during Gulf War 1.It's came back to Burn them Frogs in
their butts now.I say to HELL! with those Frogs!!! Let them BURN!!!
cuhulin

GIs fighting back.... :-D

http://www.cla.purdue.edu/WAAW/Asian...dachifig1.html

--
Froggy

Blackadder: There's something wrong with your fiancée, sir.
Melchett: Oh my God, she's not Welsh, is she?

(Blackadder Goes Forth)