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Beerbarrel July 24th 06 12:59 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?



__________________________________________________ ________

KE4ODD

Service to my country? Me too and I've got my DD214 and 5 point veteran preference to
prove it.


*Used with express written permission of its creator.

Douche Bag July 24th 06 01:12 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.
Beerbarrel wrote:
The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?



__________________________________________________ ________

KE4ODD

Service to my country? Me too and I've got my DD214 and 5 point veteran preference to
prove it.


*Used with express written permission of its creator.



Brian Hill July 24th 06 02:01 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 

"Douche Bag" wrote in message
oups.com...
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.



Why do you call yourself Douche Bag?

BH



Beerbarrel July 24th 06 03:34 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Why do you call him uncle sam? He is not your uncle! You are a pansy Canuck.
Besides, Uncle Sam don't take sissies like you!


"John Barnard" wrote in message
news:dcWwg.223170$Mn5.92917@pd7tw3no...
Douche Bag wrote:
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.


McDonalds wouldn't take him and Uncle Sam did. And then Uncle Sam
realized that a mistake had been made. A general discharge sounds almost
too good for Tracy.

JB

Beerbarrel wrote:
The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?



__________________________________________________ ________

KE4ODD

Service to my country? Me too and I've got my DD214 and 5 point veteran

preference to
prove it.


*Used with express written permission of its creator.







m II July 24th 06 03:39 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Brian Hill wrote:

"Douche Bag" wrote in message
oups.com...
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.



Why do you call yourself Douche Bag?



dxAce was already taken?





mike

dxAce July 24th 06 03:37 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


John Barnard wrote:

Douche Bag wrote:
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.


McDonalds wouldn't take him and Uncle Sam did. And then Uncle Sam
realized that a mistake had been made. A general discharge sounds almost
too good for Tracy.


All of CanaDuh is a discharge, and it ain't #1, it's good ol' #2.

Johnny, you need to take your show on the road, I'm certain it might play well in venues
outside of Edmontoon.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



[email protected] July 24th 06 03:48 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
My girlfriend is ''funny''.
cuhulin


[email protected] July 24th 06 03:50 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Winnipeg or Calgary.(Calgree) Mannnnn,,,,,,, let's put the show on the
road.
cuhulin


[email protected] July 24th 06 03:54 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Corn cobs used to be used for toilet paper.Nothing but real toilet paper
has ever ''touched'' me.There have been a few otherwise times before
though.We are all Human,,,, we are all Animals.
cuhulin


[email protected] July 24th 06 04:01 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
My U.S.Army DD 214 is an Honorable Discharge at Fort Hood,Texas,,,,
October 29,1965. (I never got in a speck of trouble when I was in the
U.S.Army)
Go to, www.angelfire.com/md2/Ldotvets

and click on Page Three.You scroll around on there and you look
for,tain.tain is ME!
Platoon! Ten Hut!,,, I Salute all of the Wonderfull Guys and Gals in our
U.S.Military.
cuhulin


dxAce July 24th 06 04:19 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


wrote:

My U.S.Army DD 214 is an Honorable Discharge at Fort Hood,Texas,,,,
October 29,1965. (I never got in a speck of trouble when I was in the
U.S.Army)


I took my discharge at Naval Air Station, Sigonella, Sicily.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



Billy Smith July 24th 06 05:13 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Interesting that Traci Fag, er Beerbarrel would bring up the idea of
myself and John having anything like that going on. Considering that
were a good thousand miles apart. Nice try dumbass! Obviously they
didn't teach you much in the military.


Douche Bag wrote:

You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.
Beerbarrel wrote:

The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?



________________________________________________ __________

KE4ODD

Service to my country? Me too and I've got my DD214 and 5 point veteran preference to
prove it.


*Used with express written permission of its creator.




Billy Smith July 24th 06 05:15 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
m II wrote:

Brian Hill wrote:

"Douche Bag" wrote in message
oups.com...

You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.




Why do you call yourself Douche Bag?




dxAce was already taken?





mike


It could be worse than DxAce, you could always be called beerbarrel. Of
course in Beerbarrels case, it only testifies to his lack of
intelligence considering what your average beer barrel is made of.

Billy Smith July 24th 06 05:17 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Face it, they needed a warm body to put out on the front lines to be
used as a decoy. I doubt if he received an honorable discharge anyway.
The only discharge he knows about is the one that ran down his daddys leg.



John Barnard wrote:

Douche Bag wrote:

You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.



McDonalds wouldn't take him and Uncle Sam did. And then Uncle Sam
realized that a mistake had been made. A general discharge sounds almost
too good for Tracy.

JB

Beerbarrel wrote:

The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?



__________________________________________________ ________

KE4ODD

Service to my country? Me too and I've got my DD214 and 5 point
veteran preference to
prove it.


*Used with express written permission of its creator.






dxAce July 24th 06 05:26 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


Billy Smith wrote:

Interesting that Traci Fag, er Beerbarrel would bring up the idea of
myself and John having anything like that going on. Considering that
were a good thousand miles apart. Nice try dumbass! Obviously they
didn't teach you much in the military.


You were in the military, weren't you Billy? I know folks have referred to you as Major
Retard.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



[email protected] July 24th 06 06:10 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
I bet them Sicilian gals are cute too.
cuhulin


[email protected] July 24th 06 06:13 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
As big a double big old double belly beer gut as I have,,,,,,, I look
like I am pregant and going to give birth to eight little babies at the
same time.
cuhulin


Capt. HentaiVideoPr0n July 24th 06 06:32 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 

"Beerbarrel" wrote in message
...
The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?


Before (they ate it first) then they tossed it in the
bin in the "ole two-holer" out back.

What I want to know is did they get suckered into the
gold numismatic coins scam like so many other
shortwave radio listening PAYtriots seem to do? (laughing)

I love that guy from ----- who is shilling coins for $1400
each that have only have half an oz of gold in them.
Not bad a $700 per item markup. Only the shortwave
paytriot fools would bit this rotten carrot on a line....


Slow Code July 25th 06 12:42 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote in
:

Corn cobs used to be used for toilet paper.Nothing but real toilet paper
has ever ''touched'' me.There have been a few otherwise times before
though.We are all Human,,,, we are all Animals.
cuhulin



You know you're really tough when you can you a pine cone.

sc

Slow Code July 25th 06 12:42 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote in
:

Winnipeg or Calgary.(Calgree) Mannnnn,,,,,,, let's put the show on the
road.
cuhulin


What do you call a Kanadian with an IQ of 100?

A Town.


Slow Code July 25th 06 12:42 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote in
:

My girlfriend is ''funny''.
cuhulin



.... But looks aren't everything.

SC

Slow Code July 25th 06 12:42 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote in
:

Go to,
www.angelfire.com/md2/Ldotvets

and click on Page Three.You scroll around on there and you look
for,tain.tain is ME!



Are you cer-tain?

Sc

Slow Code July 25th 06 12:42 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
dxAce wrote in
:



Billy Smith wrote:

Interesting that Traci Fag, er Beerbarrel would bring up the idea of
myself and John having anything like that going on. Considering that
were a good thousand miles apart. Nice try dumbass! Obviously they
didn't teach you much in the military.


You were in the military, weren't you Billy? I know folks have referred
to you as Major Retard.

dxAce
Michigan



Major Billy was in charge of the "Don't ask, don't tell" battalion.

SC

Slow Code July 25th 06 12:42 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote in
:

As big a double big old double belly beer gut as I have,,,,,,, I look
like I am pregant and going to give birth to eight little babies at the
same time.
cuhulin





Or you haven't taken a **** in a while. LOL


SC

[email protected] July 25th 06 12:45 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 

Slow Code wrote:
dxAce wrote in
:



Major Billy was in charge of the "Don't ask, don't tell" battalion.

ah yes gay bashing again smr stupid

SC



m II July 25th 06 03:36 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote:

My girlfriend is ''funny''.
cuhulin


I also find dxAce hilarious. Unlike you, however, I've never had the
urge to have sex with him. Do you wear your bra when you see each other?

Does your dog watch?





mike


dxAce July 25th 06 03:40 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


m II wrote:

wrote:

My girlfriend is ''funny''.
cuhulin


I also find dxAce hilarious. Unlike you, however, I've never had the
urge to have sex with him.


You're happy with John Barnard then?

dxAce
Michigan
USA



m II July 25th 06 03:41 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
dxAce wrote:

I took my discharge at Naval Air Station, Sigonella, Sicily.


...and not just one I bet. Did you have a tough time straightening your
back afterwards? Were those Sicilians as brutal to you as the Greeks?
Just how long has homosexuality been running rampant in the US Navy?





mike

dxAce July 25th 06 03:47 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


m II wrote:

dxAce wrote:

I took my discharge at Naval Air Station, Sigonella, Sicily.


..and not just one I bet. Did you have a tough time straightening your
back afterwards? Were those Sicilians as brutal to you as the Greeks?
Just how long has homosexuality been running rampant in the US Navy?


Not as long as its been running rampant in the Gaynadian Navy.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



m II July 25th 06 03:51 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
dxVole wrote:

My girlfriend is ''funny''.
cuhulin


I also find dxAce hilarious. Unlike you, however, I've never had the
urge to have sex with him.


You're happy with John Barnard then?



Not in the sense that you and the Wunderkind cuhulin are. Heterosexual
men such as Mr. Barnard and myself don't spend much time wondering just
how darn blissful you and the brassiere wearing ex Army pervert are.

Now that I understand your rather 'comfortable' relationship to the
Doggy Daddy, I can see why you have NEVER called him on any of his
insane statements.


As a public service to you and your lover, please be informed that,
besides the moral turpitude, there ARE dangers to your licentious lifestyle.

http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body...infection.html




mike

[email protected] July 25th 06 04:49 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
www.devilfinder.com Robins Nest

Yeahhhh, a few years ago I used to get them preg Nancy freebie email
newsletters.Once in a while I would look at them stretch marks on them
wonderfull pregnant gals bellys.


[email protected] July 25th 06 04:51 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Nothing is more Beautifull and more Wonderfull than a Pregnant WOMAN!
cuhulin


m II July 26th 06 03:26 AM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
wrote:
m II wrote:
dxVole wrote:



Not in the sense that you and the Wunderkind cuhulin are. Heterosexual
men such as Mr. Barnard and myself don't spend much time wondering just
how darn blissful you and the brassiere wearing ex Army pervert are.


what brassiere wearing exarmy guy are you ranting about?

I have not seen one posting here


That is strange. It's most of what he posts about nowadays...

http://snipurl.com/tvo8






mike

John Barnard July 26th 06 10:38 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
dxAce wrote:

John Barnard wrote:

Douche Bag wrote:
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.

McDonalds wouldn't take him and Uncle Sam did. And then Uncle Sam
realized that a mistake had been made. A general discharge sounds almost
too good for Tracy.


All of CanaDuh is a discharge, and it ain't #1, it's good ol' #2.


In other words, you are used to being dumped on?

JB


Johnny, you need to take your show on the road, I'm certain it might play well in venues
outside of Edmontoon.

dxAce
Michigan
USA





dxAce July 26th 06 10:41 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


John Barnard wrote:

dxAce wrote:

John Barnard wrote:

Douche Bag wrote:
You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.
McDonalds wouldn't take him and Uncle Sam did. And then Uncle Sam
realized that a mistake had been made. A general discharge sounds almost
too good for Tracy.


All of CanaDuh is a discharge, and it ain't #1, it's good ol' #2.


In other words, you are used to being dumped on?


Not like you are, boy!

dxAce
Michigan
USA


John Barnard July 26th 06 10:49 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
m II wrote:
dxVole wrote:

My girlfriend is ''funny''.
cuhulin


I also find dxAce hilarious. Unlike you, however, I've never had the
urge to have sex with him.


You're happy with John Barnard then?



Not in the sense that you and the Wunderkind cuhulin are. Heterosexual
men such as Mr. Barnard and myself don't spend much time wondering just
how darn blissful you and the brassiere wearing ex Army pervert are.

I think it is more than coincidence that DxDisgrace and Cuhulin:

1. took part in the same war
2. Dx claims to like to twiddle with knobs whereas Cuhulin is into
womens underwear and dresses
3. Take the "brothers in arms" meaning to a new definition
4. Both like Snoop Dogg and Scooby-Do (Scrappy-Do is only for Cuhulin)
5. Both display some form of psych problems

Where's the VA when you need them?

JB


Now that I understand your rather 'comfortable' relationship to the
Doggy Daddy, I can see why you have NEVER called him on any of his
insane statements.


As a public service to you and your lover, please be informed that,
besides the moral turpitude, there ARE dangers to your licentious
lifestyle.

http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body...infection.html




mike



John Barnard July 26th 06 10:53 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Billy Smith wrote:
Interesting that Traci Fag, er Beerbarrel would bring up the idea of
myself and John having anything like that going on. Considering that
were a good thousand miles apart. Nice try dumbass! Obviously they
didn't teach you much in the military.


Traci will have a tough time in the real world. Maybe his true calling
in life is to be a sista to some brother in prison?

JB


Douche Bag wrote:

You're a fool. I'll bet your DD214 was for a general discharge.
Beerbarrel wrote:

The qusestion is? Did Billy "Corncob" Smith and John "Barnyard"
Barnard eat the corn off of the cob before of after they used the
corncob?



__________________________________________________ ________

KE4ODD

Service to my country? Me too and I've got my DD214 and 5 point
veteran preference to
prove it.


*Used with express written permission of its creator.






John Barnard July 26th 06 10:56 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
dxSadSackof****Ace wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:

Interesting that Traci Fag, er Beerbarrel would bring up the idea of
myself and John having anything like that going on. Considering that
were a good thousand miles apart. Nice try dumbass! Obviously they
didn't teach you much in the military.


You were in the military, weren't you Billy? I know folks have referred to you as Major
Retard.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



I hear the Sad Sack cartoon was based on your misadventures.

JB


dxAce July 26th 06 11:00 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 


John Barnard wrote:

dxSadSackof****Ace wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:

Interesting that Traci Fag, er Beerbarrel would bring up the idea of
myself and John having anything like that going on. Considering that
were a good thousand miles apart. Nice try dumbass! Obviously they
didn't teach you much in the military.


You were in the military, weren't you Billy? I know folks have referred to you as Major
Retard.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



I hear the Sad Sack cartoon was based on your misadventures.


You hear a lot of incorrect stuff up in CanaDuh, don't you, boy?

Figures.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



[email protected] July 26th 06 11:14 PM

Funniest thing on shortwave....
 
Put a rock in one and wind it up and turn it loose,just like David and
Goliath.
cuhulin



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