A variation on the one about the Cornish Nasty when they
(in fact!) put meat pie at one end and apple pie at the other.

"Irv Finkleman" wrote in message
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"Airy R. Bean" wrote:
Half way through erecting a co-linear for 145MHz, the
Station Manager asked of me what would we be having for
tea?
Being in a creative mood, I came up with the following,
and because of the context, have named it, "Sausage Co-Linear".....
We tried the same recipe, but it turned out the butcher had
stuffed one end of the sausages with soy, the other with meat.
When asked why, he replied that because of tough financial
restraints he was having problem making both ends meat!