On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:14:24 GMT, ml wrote:

hey people thought people like einstein were nutz too and he was smart

A fellow develops a flat tire and pulls to the side of the road, next
to the local insane asylum.

As he is removing the flat, and having put the nuts into the hub-cap,
he notices an inmate staring at him through the bars of his windowed
room.

As he remounts the spare, he spills the hub-cap's contents into the
storm drain. He begins to swear and pull his hair out - what's he
gonna do?

From the window: "Remove one nut from each of the other wheels"

Stunned, the driver takes the advice and asks, "What are you doing in
there?"

"I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid."

73's
Richard Clark KB7QHC