Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to
rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"
Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of
them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep
piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular
poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no
last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.
THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.
Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole
somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's
him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b
mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over
the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to
check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember
seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't
realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this
sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you
will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?

Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

"Will Dockery" wrote in message
...
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to
rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"
Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of
them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them
buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The
One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep
piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular
poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no
last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.
THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST
FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS
WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known
to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as
well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.
Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole
somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's
him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b
mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over
the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to
check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember
seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar
that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't
realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this
sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be
teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't
believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of
the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you
will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?

Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!


The only question Rusty needs to answer is why he acts like such a bloated
racist douchebag pizza boy homosexual pedarast.

Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry to
rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"
Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both of
them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep
piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a regular
poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B" (no
last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.
THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE, THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.
Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole
somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and it's
him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b
mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response over
the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to
check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I remember
seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't
realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about this
sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you
will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?

Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.
I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual, and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.
Later!

The One True Rusty wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

snipped debate over whether Rusty is alive or dead

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.

Good to hear, and rather than all this argument and speculation I just
used common sense and asked "Rusty Waters" himself.

I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual,

And in fact has come out of the closet, announcing on Usenet: "I will
personally come to Shadowville and suck your dick, Will"... amazing,
when Dink came out, he came out big time!

and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.

He can't seem to manage to write his first song, either, after bragging
for weeks about his "superior musical abilities".

Later!

Don't be so scarce, pal!

--
"In my opinion Will Dockery is easily one of the most authentic
American poets around. A real coffeehouse poet who is not scared of
mingling some real American elements such as country music into his
poetry. Whileas you just try to appear as European as possible with all
your sucking up to 80 year old European surrealists..." -MH Benders

(Zorro press release, 2005 http://www.kannibaal.nl/shadowville.htm )

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

"Will Dockery" wrote in message
oups.com...

The One True Rusty wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

snipped debate over whether Rusty is alive or dead

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.

Good to hear, and rather than all this argument and speculation I just
used common sense and asked "Rusty Waters" himself.

I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual,

And in fact has come out of the closet, announcing on Usenet: "I will
personally come to Shadowville and suck your dick, Will"... amazing,
when Dink came out, he came out big time!


Dorkery, your reading comprehension is about as poor as a deaf mute in a
sensory depravation chamber with an audiotape.

Dink wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

snipped debate over whether Rusty is alive or dead

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.

Good to hear, and rather than all this argument and speculation I just
used common sense and asked "Rusty Waters" himself.

I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual,

And in fact has come out of the closet, announcing on Usenet: "I will
personally come to Shadowville and suck your dick, Will"... amazing,
when Dink came out, he came out big time!

Your reading comprehension is about as poor as a deaf mute in a
sensory depravation chamber with an audiotape.

That was a direct quote, Dink... do you deny you wrote it now?

--
WRBL television spot on the Sam Singer Loft show, from:
http://tinyurl.com/y48fgk

"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:

deny you wrote it

"I'm saying when it comes to serious drinking
name brands are bull****. Alchohol is alchohol."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, 15 Oct 2006

Message-ID:

--
Cm~

Mousy Tom Bishop LARTed me
for "moronic harassment".
You can't see this post.

Barbara's Cat wrote:

deny you wrote it

Deny you wrote the embarrassments below, Barbie?

Barbara's Cat wrote:

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise

You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Cat**** (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

"Barbara's Cat" shrieked:

Mommy

--
Cm~

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Date: Mon, Sep 22 2003 7:43 am
Email: Barbara's Cat
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In article ,
"Bindi" ) wrote ...


Barbara's Cat wrote:

My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959

[...]

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.

eaten. Eaten what?

The berries. I ate them too, but I survived because I swallowed them whole
instead of chewing them (according to my father).

This is confusing.
From the intro, Vonnie Leigh is 5/6 years old
and now a mother?
I know what you are getting at but it is not clear.

My sister always acted like a mother to me and the other children.
Our real mother was not a good one and left us alone way too often.

[...]

----

'Nuff said.

'Samatter?

Sounds like Cat**** needs a /hallmark polishing/, apparently, Hammy...

"Perhaps I made it sound like I was complaining, however I was doing
just the opposite. This world would be a much better place if
everyone was just a little like Barbara. I am happy and grateful to be
solely owned and operated, declawed and neutered, and
house-broken by her. "-Baebara's Cat

Urm... that's enough Barbie Cat**** for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

"The One True Rusty" wrote in message
ups.com...

Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry
to
rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"
Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both
of
them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them
buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The
One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep
piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a
regular
poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B"
(no
last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.
THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST
FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS
WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE,
THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known
to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as
well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.
Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole
somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and
it's
him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b
mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response
over
the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to
check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I
remember
seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar
that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't
realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about
this
sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be
teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't
believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of
the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you
will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?

Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq

Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.
I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual, and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.
Later!


You are such a little bitch, Rusty. You would probably be worth at least 20
packs of smokes in prison.