Look you dorks:

1. We don't care if you forge. You care about that, not us. We don't have
to be honest with you. It shows how much you are under our control that
you whine about it in your feminine, mewling posts. We chuckle at your
attempts to defame us. Whoopie-doo, a group of federal criminals forges
US. It is so obvious that you are too dumb to see the truth. You moan like
this: "Waaaaaahhhh Daddy you PWOMISED us you would
stop spanking us and give us ice cream! You PWOMISED, Daddy!!"

2. Other evidence of our complete control of you keykweenz is the fact
that your amplifier auctions have taken a fast 10-7 from the NG. AKC owns
this NG and what you dummies don't get is that you do exactly what we tell
you to do.

3. These facts and others that will become increasingly as unquestionably
true, will soon be so evident that a retard could see them at once, so it
follows that after the retards see them you guys will figure it out in a
week or so.

There's a new law in this town, you hayseeds.