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Steveo wrote:
jim wrote: Steveo wrote: wrote: The Cmd of buttholes sure hasn't made any "DYNO-MITE" pronouncements on the internet, has he? He still loves his CB. only in the biblical sense i take it... Dunno, he can hardly post without mentioning CB. heard from enzo lately? |
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jim wrote:
Steveo wrote: heard from enzo lately? No, wonder where he went? |
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Steveo wrote:
jim wrote: Steveo wrote: heard from enzo lately? No, wonder where he went? dunno. figured he'd be in here lamenting the jets. |
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Cmdr Buzz Corey wrote: wrote: ****stain uses on Usenet? He fakes being a pilot too? lol Indeed. He claims to have both a now obsolete advanced ham ticket, (unlikely) and a pilot's license (highly unlikely.)! But he hides behind a cheezy handle swiped from a cheezy 50's sci-fi show. LOL at 2test wogie, the porta-a-pottie specialists. LOL at Butt Cornholer, has to pretend he has a ham and pilot's license. He's familiar with port-a-potties, though, since that is where he gets his meals from. |
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"jim" wrote in message ... The Magnum wrote: Not difficult to deduce that you are a CB-er. Why is that then.. is it because he has friends, his house isn't full of bits of old crap and he doesnt stink of wee and biscuits?? biscuits? Its an old joke referring to the elderly.... ;o) |
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"jim" wrote in message ... Steveo wrote: jim wrote: Steveo wrote: heard from enzo lately? No, wonder where he went? dunno. figured he'd be in here lamenting the jets. Probably washed away in a hurricane somewhere..... Gra |
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The Magnum wrote:
"jim" wrote in message ... Steveo wrote: jim wrote: Steveo wrote: heard from enzo lately? No, wonder where he went? dunno. figured he'd be in here lamenting the jets. Probably washed away in a hurricane somewhere..... Gra nah hurricanes are down south. he's up near me and with the foot of rain (17 1/2" locally) the past week or so more than likely the 'puter floated away. |
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The Magnum wrote:
"jim" wrote in message ... The Magnum wrote: Not difficult to deduce that you are a CB-er. Why is that then.. is it because he has friends, his house isn't full of bits of old crap and he doesnt stink of wee and biscuits?? biscuits? Its an old joke referring to the elderly.... ;o) aye figured as such. got the wee bit though :) |
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"The Magnum" wrote in message ... Not difficult to deduce that you are a CB-er. Why is that then.. is it because he has friends, his house isn't full of bits of old crap and he doesnt stink of wee and biscuits?? In other words, a serving of Haggis ;) Landshark -- The internet is fun but it's no substitute for books, people, nature, or direct experiences. But you think that you can get everything you need from your computer, you are a fool. Frank Gililland |
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"Jock." wrote in message
... On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:11:52 +0100, "The Magnum" wrote: Hold about a bit matey boy... Just because someone uses a CB doesnt make them a lower class person or less intellectual than an Amateur radio user. They may have brains far exceeding yours on several topics, just not on radio. Just because you know a bit about radio doesnt make you a higher class of person... IT JUST MEANS YOU KNOW ABOUT RADIO'S..... now try learning common sense, respect for ones fellow man and remember.. Amateur Radio.. Just like CB.. is JUST A HOBBY... I love the bit though where you say "it is neither my wish to insult them" but you manage to do it anyhow... 10-4 over and out .. or in your case QRT.. Another CB-er and potential F-class adherent. (You can spot them the minute they put finger to keyboard). Yet another reason I will never obtain a ham ticket. You seem to think that your little piece of paper raises your IQ. |
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DrDeath wrote:
"Jock." wrote in message ... On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:11:52 +0100, "The Magnum" wrote: Hold about a bit matey boy... Just because someone uses a CB doesnt make them a lower class person or less intellectual than an Amateur radio user. They may have brains far exceeding yours on several topics, just not on radio. Just because you know a bit about radio doesnt make you a higher class of person... IT JUST MEANS YOU KNOW ABOUT RADIO'S..... now try learning common sense, respect for ones fellow man and remember.. Amateur Radio.. Just like CB.. is JUST A HOBBY... I love the bit though where you say "it is neither my wish to insult them" but you manage to do it anyhow... 10-4 over and out .. or in your case QRT.. Another CB-er and potential F-class adherent. (You can spot them the minute they put finger to keyboard). Yet another reason I will never obtain a ham ticket. Good news for ham radio! You seem to think that your little piece of paper raises your IQ. Yet with you cber IQ you couldn't pass the test even though the answers to the questions are available. |
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Yet another reason I will never obtain a ham ticket. Good news for ham radio! Yep, there will be no one left on Ham soon after all the old farts have died... You seem to think that your little piece of paper raises your IQ. Yet with you cber IQ you couldn't pass the test even though the answers to the questions are available. Try taking an IQ test and i bet theres hardly any difference between you and most people on CB. The only test you would outshine most CBers would be radio related... |
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"The Magnum" wrote in message
... Yet another reason I will never obtain a ham ticket. Good news for ham radio! Yep, there will be no one left on Ham soon after all the old farts have died... You seem to think that your little piece of paper raises your IQ. Yet with you cber IQ you couldn't pass the test even though the answers to the questions are available. Try taking an IQ test and i bet theres hardly any difference between you and most people on CB. The only test you would outshine most CBers would be radio related... I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 |
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DrDeath wrote:
I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. |
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"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message
... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." |
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"DrDeath" wrote in message ... "Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." Why on earth would anyone want to pass an Amateur test to talk to guys like this is beyond me. At least with CB you can have a laugh and also use it sensibly without having to dedicate your whole life to the bloody thing.... Those people who look down on CB because they are amateurs really...really need to get out and experience some life..... and i dont mean down to the ham rallys to buy some more of someones junk to fill their houses with. Not all Amateurs are like this but theres a lot that are, and a lot of them sit in these newsgroups trying to prove something. Sad old farts.... |
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On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 11:03:45 -0500, "DrDeath" wrote:
"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." Any moron can pick up a microphone. -- 73 de Jock. Old Glory - a common misspelling. Only the first "l" is necessary. |
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DrDeath wrote:
"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid... ^^ 147? |
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DrDeath wrote:
"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." I find that those who brag about their IQs is about all they have to brag about. I know people with IQs higher then yours who couldn't find their way to the bathroom and back without help, so what does you IQ prove? Nothing. As far as knowing more about radio, I converted my first transmitter, a Heath DX-60 from controlled carrier AM (you even know what controlled carrier AM is without looking it up?) to high level plate modulation (you even know what high level plate modulation is without looking it up?). I once designed and built my own SSB 80-10 meter transmitter plus many other pieces of ham equipment. Also constructed a 15 meter three element beam using gamma matching (you even know what gamma matching is without looking it up?). What have you designed and built for your 'good buddy ten-fer ther' cb hobby, mister IQ? |
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DrDeath wrote:
I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". That's downright silly. Y'all gotta have time to put the hammer down and find y'all's selves a convoy and spot them smokeys from the rockin' chair. Then y'all gotta test y'all's leenyars by ratchet-jawin' "Walk Walk Walk On Yoooooooooooooooo" on channels 6 through 34 simultaneously. (That means "at the same time".) -- If John McCain gets the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination, my vote for President will be a write-in for Jiang Zemin. |
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"DrDeath" wrote:
"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." Ask him his call. |
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"The Magnum" wrote:
Why on earth would anyone want to pass an Amateur test to talk to guys like this is beyond me. At least with CB you can have a laugh and also use it sensibly without having to dedicate your whole life to the bloody thing.... Those people who look down on CB because they are amateurs really...really need to get out and experience some life..... and i dont mean down to the ham rallys to buy some more of someones junk to fill their houses with. Not all Amateurs are like this but theres a lot that are, and a lot of them sit in these newsgroups trying to prove something. Sad old farts.... IAWTP. |
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Jock. wrote:
Any moron can pick up a microphone. As proved my so many. License doesn't mean squat to me or K1man. g |
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Cmdr Buzz Corey wrote:
I find that those who brag about their IQs is about all they have to brag about. Do you ever take a time-out from your CB posts to really ponder it, JJ? |
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"Jock." wrote in message
... On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 11:03:45 -0500, "DrDeath" wrote: "Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." Any moron can pick up a microphone. Same with a keyboard. |
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"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message
... DrDeath wrote: "Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." I find that those who brag about their IQs is about all they have to brag about. I know people with IQs higher then yours who couldn't find their way to the bathroom and back without help, so what does you IQ prove? Nothing. I only pointed it out to show that you believe those that use cb radio and those with no ham ticket are intellectually inferior. So yes, I proved that quite clearly. As far as knowing more about radio, I converted my first transmitter, a Heath DX-60 from controlled carrier AM (you even know what controlled carrier AM is without looking it up?) to high level plate modulation (you even know what high level plate modulation is without looking it up?). I once designed and built my own SSB 80-10 meter transmitter plus many other pieces of ham equipment. Also constructed a 15 meter three element beam using gamma matching (you even know what gamma matching is without looking it up?). What have you designed and built for your 'good buddy ten-fer ther' cb hobby, mister IQ? I don't need to look up any of those items. I am in the process of building a ssb radio to match the linear I built last year. Though I am certain I spend a great deal less time working on those types of projects as I have other interests in my life. |
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"Steveo" wrote in message
... "DrDeath" wrote: "Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I doubt he knows as much about radio than I do. And from what I have read of his posts, his IQ is certainly lower than my 147 147? Yeah right. I realize that it is hard for you to comprehend that, with me being a CBer. Challenging a belief system can be tough. Like your belief that all CBers are to stupid to pass the ham test, that we sit around all day swilling beer and saying "ten-fer good buddy". Or my favorite belief you hold, "I have a ham ticket, that makes me special." Ask him his call. OK Hey Cmdr Buzz Corey, whats your call? |
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DrDeath wrote:
I don't need to look up any of those items. I am in the process of building a ssb radio to match the linear I built last year. Sure you are. |
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DrDeath wrote:
I don't need to look up any of those items. I am in the process of building a ssb radio to match the linear I built last year. Though I am certain I spend a great deal less time working on those types of projects as I have other interests in my life. Care to give some details like what method of SSB generation this here radio will use? Will this be a transmitter or tranceiver? What will the IF frequency be? To go with your linear? So you are just another law breaking cber I see. |
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"Walt Davidson" wrote...
On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:12:56 +0100, "The Magnum" wrote: Do you know, in all my years of CB radio use ive never actually heard anyone talk like that on the CB. Ive been on since 1979 (not continuously, i do let go the mic occasionally ;o) The only people who talk like that are people who have no real idea of CB and are just taking the Mick. Am i wrong?? do people talk like that on the CB where you live?? Let us know where these people are so we can avoid them .... Everyone on CB in the Cardiff and Swansea areas talks like that. Except that in the Cardiff area, they don't have "handles" ... they have "angles". As in, "The angle by yer would be Smokey Joe, and the personal would be Dai". I have heard similar things in other parts of the country. In some cases, it may be from someone with a speech problem. It is possible that people have heard it and copied it just to take the pss. Around here, you can hear differences in accents with people just a few miles apart. In this small town people often have a broad accent. In another town, only about 6 miles away, the accent is not so strong. Then, there is the city accent. Those in the city are often refered to as "Di-Dahs", and it is not uncommon to hear people immitate certain words with other local accents. Depending on where he is and who is present, my old man tends to switch accents or put on some "posh" accent. When visiting family around his home town (my birth town), he tends to go all "ooh-aahh" farmer Joe. When visiting us, he tends to fake certain words as if to act "upper-class". There are certain words which only seem to be used locally, and words that are pronounced in totally different ways, so he starts things off. However, having been brought up with a mixture of accents, my Son has a great time with this. Nobody is safe from his mimicking. When my children get going together with funny voices and accents, they are a real hoot to listen to. There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of laughter... like hospice. If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent... Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National. Regards, Peter. |
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"Polymath" wrote...
Unbeknown to me, this thread had already been cross-posted to the CB groups, and I would have removed that cross-posting had I been aware of it. Why, so that you can abuse people behind their back? What would be the point of replying to someone, but cutting out the group that the OP uses? In respect of that, I apologise if my remarks have caused any offence to the CB community. I would bet that, if this was cross-posted to *real" tech groups, many qualified engineers would also be offended by your suggestion that you are a "higher" level of person. However, I do not withdraw my remarks - they are my opinion as to the relative standing of Radio Hams and of CB Radio enthusiasts where the playing-field is that of Radio Hams. Playing field? So this is nothing more than a game to you, see who can cause the most offence. Your problem is that you are blaming the wrong people. Maybe this is all just an excuse, a cover for your hatred of CB, nothing to do with Amateur rules. Otherwise you would direct your comments and anger at those making the changes. However, having said that, the material quoted below serves, I think, to illustrate quite well the intellectual standing of CB Radio enthusiasts upon which I have commented..... You write a message which anyone of at least average intelligence will know will offend certain groups of people, then pretend to be shocked when some respond angrily. You may be a Ham, but that doesn't mean you can act. Before putting the angry response down to "CB mentality", take a look through the Google archives at all the serious abuse sent to newsgroups by some licensed Amateurs. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Regards, Peter. |
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"Polymath" wrote...
Because although CBers are in a different intellectual class to Radio Hams, it is neither my wish to insult them nor to enter into a discourse with them. NO... It IS your intention to insult them, just behind their backs so you run less risk of them replying. Your post was not really intended as an "FAQ", it was purely a relatively "safe" release for your personal anger. Wuss. CBers have the right to besport their habits in the appropriate place as do all the lower classes, which in this context is rrcb (and urrcb). If you must start seeing this as a class system, look up "Amateur" in a dictionary. Please consider the meaning of the word before suggesting that an "Amateur" is above the professionals who design and build equipment to the standards set by Governments, standards far above that required by an *amateur* producing equipment for his own personal use. A CB Radio hobbyist, on the other hand, sees no difference between a Ham Radio licence and a CB Radio licence. To him, they are sisters-under-the-skin. Wrongly, the CB Radio Hobbyist then tries to classify himself as the equal of the Radio Ham when, in fact, he is nothing of the kind. A sure sign of a CB Radio hobbyist is if he holds, or has ever held, a licence issued under the gangrenous degeneration that is the M3/CB Fools' Licence scheme. -----ooooo----- One group of people who claim to be of the standard of Radio Hams but who are in reality nothing more than an apology for the failure of a CBer are those class B licensees who falsely proclaimed that they were against the use of a Morse Test to control access to the HF bands, until, that is, a test was introduced at their intellectual level, the intellectual level of 6-year-olds. 6 year-olds simply lack the mathematical tool kit to enable them to handle even the simplest algebraic manipulation for Ohm's Law and thus, the disgraceful Class Ber's in the aforementioned category are not Radio Hams by any stretch of the imagination! Comparing, as you call them, "disgraceful Class Ber's" to 6 year old children is clearly intended to insult people. Please think before displaying such ignorance and stupidity by blaming CBers for the rules... they have absolutely NO CONTROL over such matters. CBers neither set the rules nor claim to represent "members", that woukld be Ofcom and the RSGB. CBers do NOT see Amateur and CB as "sisters", it is people like the RSGB, the RA and Ofcom and a certain magazine publisher who see it that way and make decisions to mix, combine and change rules and formats. Any sensible CBer would prefer to keep Amateur and CB separate, as they are separate services for totally different purposes. If you must get so angry, do yourself a couple of favours... 1. Blame and whine at the correct people, those able to make the changes. 2. Watch your blood pressure, OM. I agree with keeping the Amateur requirements higher. I agree that it is now too simple, and has been for some years. I believe that Amateur radio should be for those with a real interest in radio, and tests should be set to allow those people through - not to get the licence figures up. But it's pointless blaming people for taking what is on offer, sitting the test required to get their licence. Regards, Peter. |
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"The Magnum" wrote...
"jim" wrote in message ... The Magnum wrote: Not difficult to deduce that you are a CB-er. Why is that then.. is it because he has friends, his house isn't full of bits of old crap and he doesnt stink of wee and biscuits?? biscuits? Its an old joke referring to the elderly.... ;o) Would that be a Brummy joke? What about Murray Mints? Regards, Peter. http://www.citizensband.radiouk.com/ |
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Cmdr Buzz Corey wrote:
DrDeath wrote: I don't need to look up any of those items. I am in the process of building a ssb radio to match the linear I built last year. Though I am certain I spend a great deal less time working on those types of projects as I have other interests in my life. Care to give some details like what method of SSB generation this here radio will use? Care to tell us your call sign, buzzard? |
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"Peter" wrote in message news:43630f90.0@entanet... "The Magnum" wrote... "jim" wrote in message ... The Magnum wrote: Not difficult to deduce that you are a CB-er. Why is that then.. is it because he has friends, his house isn't full of bits of old crap and he doesnt stink of wee and biscuits?? biscuits? Its an old joke referring to the elderly.... ;o) Would that be a Brummy joke? What about Murray Mints? Regards, Peter. http://www.citizensband.radiouk.com/ Nah Pete its not a Brummie Joke. I dont know about the Murray mints though.... youll have to enlighten me on that one while i pour HP sauce all over my Mushy Peas and Chips ;o) |
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There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of laughter... like hospice. If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent... Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National. Regards, Peter. Whats a Hospice.....about a gallon and a half ;o) |
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"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote in message ... DrDeath wrote: I don't need to look up any of those items. I am in the process of building a ssb radio to match the linear I built last year. Sure you are. Why? cant you afford to buy one?? |
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