quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their balls
pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?

Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.

It's how you said it.

Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.

Sick freak!

Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?

Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.

It's how you said it.

Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.

Sick freak!

Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
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TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy insert newsfroup for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always plonk somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "****nozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly mother****er and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be ****ed with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Well, you slurped the Santorum right out of Chaney. It's only fair I
suppose.

In article X74wh.7853$SE6.148@trnddc03, Henry Schmidt
wrote:

quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their balls
pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?

Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.

It's how you said it.

Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.

Sick freak!

Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual.

The only sick **** involving livestock I've heard has come from YOU,
PUSSYmonkey. Apparently, you have quite the thing for horse cock. : )

MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

You wish. Sorry, but you'll have to fantasize without me. DO you think
you could go five minutes without fantasizing about my pussy?? Do you?

For that matter, do you think you could stop being such a whiny lil
pussy? Just for five minutes? Is that too much to ask? Do you think you
could have the balls, just once, to spell out "sexual" and "anal" or
"bitch" without having to insert symbols? I'm just asking for a single
moment of nonPUSSY behavior . . .

CAN you do it??
*snicker*

--
Max Grrl

In article .freedom,
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?

Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.

It's how you said it.

Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.

Sick freak!

Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Well . . . what do you suppose he should do when he's not sucking
your cock????

("No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02
)

I'm telling you though, if he asks for a straw, I'm barfing!!
Erk.

--
Max Grrl

The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Actually d1ck slurping is clearly your department, *ying* collective
associate. Come out of the closet and admit to your trisexuality. You've
already admitted to being bisexual so what's the problem?

I'll never know another The God of Odd Statements like The God of Odd
Statements on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:57:12 +0000 in AUK, they're so drad:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most
oddly state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be
the most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak.
He's not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as
well. She will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of
course suck a human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Actually d1ck slurping is clearly your department, *ying* collective
associate. Come out of the closet and admit to your trisexuality. You've
already admitted to being bisexual so what's the problem?

Mainly, not being trisexual, outside of your sexual fantasies (to which
you have repeatedly admitted).

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Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers wrote:
I'll never know another The God of Odd Statements like The God of Odd
Statements on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:57:12 +0000 in AUK, they're so drad:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most
oddly state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be
the most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak.
He's not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as
well. She will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of
course suck a human d1ck raw.
How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Actually d1ck slurping is clearly your department, *ying* collective
associate. Come out of the closet and admit to your trisexuality. You've
already admitted to being bisexual so what's the problem?

Mainly, not being trisexual, outside of your sexual fantasies (to which
you have repeatedly admitted).

You're gay. You like gerbils and other furries. Come just say the words
that you are trisexual. You don't limit your sexuality to humans. You
enjoy the company of a furry creature every now and then in an
inappropriate way. Just admit it and move on. No biggie!!

In article 4Bgwh.45915$uC6.43651@trnddc02, SameAsB4
wrote:

Max Grrl wrote:
In article .freedom,
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.
How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Well . . . what do you suppose he should do when he's not sucking
your cock????

Have you as$f8cked Mattard unconscious with your dead momma's plastic
dildo? The b1tch is in hiding and you normal enjoy sucking him raw publicly.

Do you like sucking Snarky off in public???
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

("No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02
)

I'm telling you though, if he asks for a straw, I'm barfing!!
Erk.

("I love sucking donkey d1ck. And I don't care who knows it" -- At least
MaxWhore reveals her true nature M-ID:

Donkey from the Shrek franchise better run from you, b1tch

Hmmm . . . my reader couldn't find that article . . . care to post a
better cite - or are you just a real pussy? : )

Ooops!! I think Snarky's ready to get sucked off again!
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02



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Max Grrl

In article IXhwh.50296$uC6.8532@trnddc02, The God of Odd Statements
wrote:

The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Actually d1ck slurping is clearly your department, *ying* collective
associate. Come out of the closet and admit to your trisexuality. You've
already admitted to being bisexual so what's the problem?

That's right, PussyMonkey - you don't slurp, you SUCK!!
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

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Max Grrl