Stagger Lee wrote:
Top Ten Signs Your Home is in Glendale, WV

10. Someone asks, "What died in here?" and you show them

9. Dust on TV screen gives everybody comical Andy Rooney eyebrows

8. When the FCC mobile lab pulls up in front of your house, Riley
Hollingsworth refuses to get out of the van

7. The so-called "Dust Bunnies" have sharp, snapping teeth

6. Your house gets hit by a twister and it actually looks better

5. Guests take one look at your bathroom and decide to use the backyard

4. When someone from the health department rings your doorbell, you
say, "Not again!"

3. Every time you turn on a faucet, you hear a muffled barking sound

2. Even Mark Morgan refuses to sleep on your floor

1. You've been receiving death threats from Mr. Clean

Have you noticed that Roger seems torn about your identity? Sometimes
he thinks you're Lloyd. Sometimes he believes you to be me. At other
times he believes you to be a number of others.

I believe that your number 4 in the above list is not quite complete.
Roger might exclaim (very quietly) "Not again!", but he won't answer the
door.

I'm still waiting for him to test his theory that I'd never go
face-to-face with him.

Do you know if Roger has ever been involuntarily committed to a mental
institution?

Dave K8MN