Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:

Hey, Snarky, tell us more about your first sexual experience. What
happened to make you refrain from sex for 16 years? Did she say something
unkind about you? Did you come on her trousers? Did she tell you your bits
were too small?

First *18* years, and beyond that is really none of your business.

Of course, none of it's any of my business, and I couldn't give a
flying ****. You seemed eager to chat about your less-than-minimal sex
life.

When you say you did lots of reading in those years, what do you mean,
Playboy? Amputee Monthly? NAMBLA Journal?

Mainly genre fiction -- I find it more intellectually edifying than
non-fiction.

You mean gay crap written by computer program.


So it's been two years now, hunh? Must be lots of pressure building up in
the Snarky ballsack! How does it feel, Snark?

Should only be another year or so. I can wait.

A year? How can you know that? Is your 40-odd yr old bitch in jail or
something? Anyway, have fun masturbating. I'll post some porn sites for
you, if I can be bothered. Which I can't.


How long is 'quite awhile'? When did you actually leave home, Snarky? 23?
25? 34?

Again, we're into "None of your damn business, Outer Filth" Land. Go
stalk easier meat, why don't you? You don't seem quite competent enough
to find out anything useful about me.

How could anything about you be useful, asshole? It's quite clear you
didn't leave home until long after most of your contemporaries had
careers and steady partners, and absolutely did not rely on ridiculous
attempted bullying of better people on usenet to give them a sense of
their own value.