It was twenty years ago today,
Roger Wiseman forced the boys to be gay
He's been going in and outa their rears
And he's made them into ravin' queers.
So watch out or I'll force on you
The act we've hated all these years,
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band.


We're Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band,
Disciples of the Bucktoothed Choad,
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band,
Sit back and watch us shoot a load.
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound, Roger Wiseman's Greyhound,
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band.
It's wonderful to be here,
But Wiseman's full of crap,
The dirty goddamn pederast:
That ****er gave us syphilis,
That ****er gave us clap.


I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you had all better know,
That Wiseman's going to play a song,
On a stickpin that he stuck through his schlong.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Bucktoothed Choad
And Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band.

Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:
It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
He makes stupid statements that always lack facts
Stagger Lee blew his mind out, didn't have to go far
He didn't notice his thoughts were flawed
All the posters read and stared
They'd seen Stagger's idiocy before
Nobody was really sure
If he was just stupid or bored

I saw his buddy LLoyd too oh boy
He posted some crap he just stole
Crowds of lurkers just plonked away
But I just had to look
Having an idea he's just a kook
Stagger Lee would love to turn you in

Stagger woke up, got out of bed,
Got up and logged on instead
Found his way to radio newsgroups
And looking up some people to hate
Found some lies and posted that
Made excuses in seconds flat
Found the abuse email and he waits
Somebody flames him and he went into a wet dream

(Ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh
ahhhhhhh'll turn you innn to your iiisssspppp
ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh
ahhhhhhhh'll turn you innnnnnnnn)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
Four thousand holes in SLee's stories here
And though his brain is rather small
Any typos he has to count them all
Now he knows how many typos it takes
To fill the Albert Hall
SLee would love to... turn... you... in

orchestral finish

In article ,
l says...
On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:01:47 -0400, JHD Has Frothed:

In article . com,
says...

Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:
It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade And though Stagger
Lee's posts are rather sad Well I just had to laugh
He makes stupid statements that always lack facts Stagger Lee blew his
mind out, didn't have to go far He didn't notice his thoughts were
flawed All the posters read and stared
They'd seen Stagger's idiocy before
Nobody was really sure
If he was just stupid or bored

I saw his buddy LLoyd too oh boy
He posted some crap he just stole
Crowds of lurkers just plonked away
But I just had to look
Having an idea he's just a kook
Stagger Lee would love to turn you in

Stagger woke up, got out of bed,
Got up and logged on instead
Found his way to radio newsgroups
And looking up some people to hate
Found some lies and posted that
Made excuses in seconds flat
Found the abuse email and he waits
Somebody flames him and he went into a wet dream

(Ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh
ahhhhhhh'll turn you innn to your iiisssspppp ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh
ahhhhh
ahhhhhhhh'll turn you innnnnnnnn)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
Four thousand holes in SLee's stories here And though his brain is
rather small
Any typos he has to count them all
Now he knows how many typos it takes
To fill the Albert Hall
SLee would love to... turn... you... in

orchestral finish

Please don't do this again until you get a sense of meter. Thanks.

These CB radio boyz are ****ing nuts, oui?

Da. And they seem to have problems counting to 4.

--
UV points:3
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd

Roger Wiseman AB8MQ, posing as "N0VFP" wrote:
Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:

So Lloyd Davies is Stagger Lee? A little foggy, are we?

It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

Would that be a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAA"?

Dave K8MN

Dave Heil wrote:
Roger Wiseman AB8MQ, posing as "N0VFP" wrote:
Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:

So Lloyd Davies is Stagger Lee? A little foggy, are we?

It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

Would that be a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAA"?

Dave K8MN

Florida State restrooms are where the action is, the smell of **** and ****
while getting a cock up your ass is heaven.Ernie

wrote in message
oups.com...

Dave Heil wrote:
Roger Wiseman AB8MQ, posing as "N0VFP" wrote:
Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:

So Lloyd Davies is Stagger Lee? A little foggy, are we?

It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

Would that be a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAA"?

Dave K8MN

good lord, where's the erniebot filter?!?!

"Ernie Primeau" wrote in message
news:L6_Ug.25032$Oh3.19775@trnddc04...
Florida State restrooms are where the action is, the smell of **** and
**** while getting a cock up your ass is heaven.Ernie

wrote in message
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Dave Heil wrote:
Roger Wiseman AB8MQ, posing as "N0VFP" wrote:
Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:

So Lloyd Davies is Stagger Lee? A little foggy, are we?

It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

Would that be a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAA"?

Dave K8MN

Dave Heil finnally posting under his own name wrote:
"N0VFP" wrote:
Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:

So Lloyd Davies is Stagger Lee? A little foggy, are we?


No, my former sperm depository, you are.

It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

Would that be a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAA"?

A laugh, just like your ex-streetwalker wife does when you expose
yourself to her.

Roger Wiseman AB8MQ, posing as "Andy the Perv Timberlake"
wrote:

The sad fact is that Roger must always pose as someone else.

Dave Heil finnally posting under his own name wrote:

"Finnally"?


UnWiseman, I've told you and told you. I post as no one but myself.
I have no need to hide my identity. With you, it is quite a different
story.

"N0VFP" wrote:
Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:
So Lloyd Davies is Stagger Lee? A little foggy, are we?


No, my former sperm depository, you are.

You're addressing your hand in a newsgroup?

It was
A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade
And though Stagger Lee's posts are rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
Would that be a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAA"?

A laugh, just like your ex-streetwalker wife does when you expose
yourself to her.

You're mistaken, UnWiseman. My wife never worked as a streetwalker.
Is there something about your marriage that you'd like to share with us?

Is it your belief that husbands expose themselves to their wives?
You must have been in some pretty peculiar relationships.

There's a full moon tonight!

Dave K8MN