". . . _" ProCoder@anon wrote in :

My tech plus uncle used his air-powered staple gun to staple the turkey
breast together but stapled his thumb to the turkey. Couldn't we just
wrap a cold towel around his arm while he holds it in the oven for a few
hours?


If he were just a Tech, I would say, cut off the thumb and skip the towel,
but since he's a tech plus, try the towel thing.

SC