Essay graded by Microsoft Word and found to be almost at 7th grade
grammar level. Punctuation errors are common.

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Lardass, you still have that cocksucking lisp.

There are no Daleks under your command 'tard boy. They are fictional
robots used in a television show! You need to get mental help again
failure boy.

You have been a failure in everything you have ever done, PERIOD!

You are indeed "pale" you never venture forth outside except for your
minimum wage "job," and to buy more of that pussy Bud Lite beer. A
real man's beer would probably kill a big fat pussy like yourself.

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ERROR: Reflexive pronoun use. Replace "like yourself" with "like you."
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You need to seriously take a long hard look at yourself in a properly
lit mirror in that roach infested hovel you call home and then take
action. Lose weight, get mental help, stay off the computer for hours
on end and face reality. You are 31 years of age, you deliver pizzas,
you play with dolls, you get drunk and

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ERROR: Comma use. "you play with dolls, and you ..."
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spew your filth and delusions on here and usenet. Nobody, I repeat,
nobody except for a couple of geeks like yourself can stand you. The
best thing you could do is to slit your wrists while in that ****ty
vehicle of yours this summer, then if the police didn't find you right
away, the Alabama summer heat would do it without you having to be
cremated. You are a blathering asshole that is a boil in the crack of
America's ass. You irritate us, end it now Porky, do it!

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ERROR: Comma use. "... irritate us, end it now Porky, do it!" First
comma should be a period; second comma should be a semicolon.
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You need to either kill yourself or get help, that's it, do it!

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ERROR: Comma use. "... get help, that's it, do it!" First comma
should be a period; second comma should be a semicolon.
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Summary: Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6.8