Dee:

It only takes clinton to change a light bulb, however, there is an associated
cleaning bill involved--for removing the stain from the dress...
innocent-look

John

"Dee Flint" wrote in message
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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does
it take to change a light bulb?

A: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its
conditions are improving every day. Any reports
of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin
from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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73 de Jim, N2EY


Q. How many Clintonites does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. If you think happy, happy thoughts it will respond and come on by
itself. Especially if you promise it that the sun will be banned from making
light since it is so much more powerful illuminator. Afterall, it's not the
light bulbs fault that it burned out.

Not as cute as yours but still a little light hearted fun.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE