U want a song ??

OK - here goes!

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Mini-Ode to great NOLA whores

Sung to the tune of "American Pie"

Was a -real- short time ago...
You could still remember when the tourist's had a smile.

You knew if you did a flash, you could make some easy cash,
but sista' this won't happen for a while.

So Katerina made you shiver,
With every wind gust she delivered...
Bad news for the bizness, I guess you won't get your fix.

Now locked up in the Superdome, you'll never see your shotgun home.
All your stuff is broken, your crack kid's probably floatin...

Now covered head to toe in it, you finally know what is 'da ****'...
All the john's have busted, and all your "Johns" have bolted

The jigs that you admired most, Jesse, Al and Louis F.
They took the first train from the coast, the day that NOLA died...

And they were singing...

Bye Bye all you Bourbon Street Whores...
Drove the humvee to the levee but the levee's no more...
Water is a rising and soon you'll be dying...
And you won't be a ho' no mo'
And you won't be a ho' no mo'

That was better than Davies' attempt. Lloyd Davies is a mentally ill
retard, whose parents dropped acid and he is the result.