On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:25:41 -0700, font of ignorance Johnny Wizard
pulled on his shiny new Justice for God
outfit, painted a red bull's
eye on his forehead, ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

ALL TIME LOW

To the tune of "Limbo Rock"

Every kooky boy and girl
All around the USE Net world
Though their brains are full of rocks
They will post and never stop
Jack be stupid, Jill be thick
Both be doing dumb net tricks
Oh to hell with USE Net rules
Let's all laugh at Use Net fools

USE Net lower now
USE Net lower now
How low can you go?

First they post a little screed
For which we have no need
USE Net Bozo USE Net boob
Get your share of USE Net rubes
Jack be stupid, Jill be thick
Both be doing dumb net tricks
Oh to hell with USE Net rules
Let's all laugh at Use Net fools

la la la etc (instead of instrumental break)

Get yourself a USE Net fool
Treat them like a USE Net tool
Through the USE Net all around
Laughter's the only sound
Jack be stupid, Jill be thick
Both be doing dumb net tricks
Oh to hell with USE Net rules
Let's all laugh at Use Net fools

Don't move that USE Net bar
You'll be a USE Net star
How low can you go?
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