A lady took a limp duck to a veterinary clinic.The vet said, I am sorry,
but your duck is dead.She said, Aren't you even going to examine my duck
to be sure my duck is dead? The vet brought in a Labrador Retriever
dog.The dog stood on his hind legs with his front feet on the examining
table and he sniffed the duck from head to tail and he shook his head
sadly.Then the vet brougt in a Cat.The cat jumped up on the table and
sniffed the duck from head to tail, the cat shook his head sadly.Then
the vet said, That will be $150.00.The lady said, What?,,, $150.00 to
tell me my duck is dead? The vet said, if you had listened to me first,
the bill would have been only $20.00.Because of the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan, I have to bill you $150.00.
cuhulin