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On Feb 28, 12:04 pm, David wrote:
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA basketball
player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So, he took the
first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States, and I am also a U.S. Senator."
She got up took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm President of the
United States, and I have a great responsibility being the leader of
the Free World.

In addition, I'm the cleverest President in American history, so
America's people won't let me die". He put on the pack next to him and
jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-
old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute.

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. America's
cleverest President jumped out with my School Bag ."


LOL, and how easily imagined true


You probably have more trouble putting on your Depends than the President would
have putting on a parachute. He was after all at one time a qualified pilot. And
you, just another retard on the short bus.


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You probably have more trouble putting on your Depends than the President would
have putting on a parachute. He was after all at one time a qualified pilot. And
you, just another retard on the short bus.


We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars training that ****head and he
goes AWOL. Real admirable, ****wad.
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dave wrote:
We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars training that ****head and he
goes AWOL. Real admirable, ****wad.


That's a pretty nasty accusation that's been disproven years ago. Prove it
or admit you're a liar.

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clifto wrote:

dave wrote:
We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars training that ****head and he
goes AWOL. Real admirable, ****wad.


That's a pretty nasty accusation that's been disproven years ago.


Indeed.

Prove it
or admit you're a liar.


Yes, ol' Rickets is a liar.


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dxAce wrote:
clifto wrote:
dave wrote:
We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars training that ****head and he
goes AWOL. Real admirable, ****wad.


That's a pretty nasty accusation that's been disproven years ago.


Indeed.

Prove it
or admit you're a liar.


Yes, ol' Rickets is a liar.


Pretty shallow lie, too. Even the hard-core lefties admit that that lie was
so transparent that even Dan Rather couldn't pull it off.

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clifto wrote:
dxAce wrote:
clifto wrote:
dave wrote:
We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars training that ****head and he
goes AWOL. Real admirable, ****wad.
That's a pretty nasty accusation that's been disproven years ago.

Indeed.

Prove it
or admit you're a liar.

Yes, ol' Rickets is a liar.


Pretty shallow lie, too. Even the hard-core lefties admit that that lie was
so transparent that even Dan Rather couldn't pull it off.


Dan Rather?
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dave wrote:
clifto wrote:
dxAce wrote:
clifto wrote:
dave wrote:
We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars training that ****head and he
goes AWOL. Real admirable, ****wad.
That's a pretty nasty accusation that's been disproven years ago.
Indeed.

Prove it
or admit you're a liar.
Yes, ol' Rickets is a liar.


Pretty shallow lie, too. Even the hard-core lefties admit that that lie was
so transparent that even Dan Rather couldn't pull it off.


Dan Rather?


http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...try=12526&only

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From Aerospaceweb.org on the subject of F-102, and G. W. Bush.


http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question...ry/q0185.shtml
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D Peter Maus wrote:



From Aerospaceweb.org on the subject of F-102, and G. W. Bush.


http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question...ry/q0185.shtml


http://www.glcq.com/bush_at_arpc1.htm

http://www.phonyfighterpilot.com/
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On Mar 8, 6:43*am, D Peter Maus wrote:
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- From Aerospaceweb.org on the subject of F-102, and G. W. Bush.
-*http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question...ry/q0185.shtml
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OK - So those are Two "Criteria" for 'being' President :

1 - Can Fly an Aircraft {George "W" Bush}
- - - = = = O R = = = - - -
2 - Serviced in Vietnam {John 'ff' Kerry}

So here are the three major Presidential Candidates in 2008.

A - Hillary Rodham Clinton = HRH = Her Royal Clintoness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton
0 = Can't Fly an Aircraft
0 = Never Went to Vietnam.

B - Barack "Hussein" Obama Jr. (BHO)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama
0 = Can't Fly an Aircraft
0 = Never Went to Vietnam.
Oops... I mentioned his Middle Name "Hussein" :
So Now You All can call me a Racist and Anti-Islamic.

C - John Sidney McCain III (JSM)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCain
+1 = Can Fly an Aircraft
+1 = Went to Vietnam

Clearly We All Know Who Should Be The
Next US President : Based On This Criteria.

just for the fun of it ~ RHF


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