On 10 May, 20:17, wrote:
http://democratsareajoke.com/?p=196
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Wow! That IS impressive. Quotes from a Blog and excerpts from
Letterman's show making jokes about politicians.

(Hint: Comedians have been poking fun at politicians since before you
were born.)

Examples of jokes made at OBAMA'S expense:

“Today marks 100 days of President Obama being in office, which is a
big deal because 100 days is when his warranty runs out. We couldn’t
return him now even if we wanted to.” --Jimmy Kimmel

"President Barack Obama told his Cabinet yesterday to insure that
every taxpayer dollar is spent wisely. But there was one embarrassing
moment when he had to explain to the Cabinet what a taxpayer was." --
Jay Leno

"President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a
lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley -- all dependents." --
Jay Leno

"Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take
the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy.
That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be
cleaned up by future generations." --Jay Leno

"Well, the wait is over. The Obamas have chosen a new White House dog.
It is a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Very cute dog. Their first
choice was a wheaten terrier, but it was arrested for tax evasion." --
Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama made a surprise visit to Iraq this week where he
declared it is time for Iraqis to take responsibility for their
country. Said Iraqis, 'You guys first.'" --Seth Meyers

"So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime
Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So,
it looks like they're saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the
Pope." --Jay Leno

My advice to you is to get a colon cleanse.

RO