On Jun 30, 4:21*pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF

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On Jun 30, 4:21 pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF

Some of them wimmins are modest.They either go powder their nose or they
step into another room when they have to break wind.They buy those
scented perfume thingys that plug into wall outlets so people can't
smell their farts.Perfumes date way back to ancient history when most
people didn't take regular baths.
cuhulin

Way back in ancient times when some people would set some other people
on fire and the fat from those people mixed with the ashes from the
fires and then find it's way down to the rivers and streams where wimmin
were doing their clothes washing, they found that the clothes got
cleaner.That is how soap was invented.
cuhulin

California is fixin to start issuing IOUs.Whose face is on those IOUs?
cuhulin

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California is fixin to start issuing IOUs.Whose face is on those IOUs?
cuhulin

The Terminator.

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Telamon
Ventura, California

On 06/30/09 19:56, Just Plain Burr wrote:
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On Jun 30, 4:21 pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF
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Wonder if they will ever have a "Farter's Day"?

Just think, we could wish all our buddies "Happy Farters Day".

Of course only our Buddies, not people like Talamon (****ing Yankee) but
just think, I bet Steve is a real farter living by himself and just able to
lean back and let'em rip. Larry has to worry about gassing Doggy and married
guys have to always look around first then it never fail that your wife will
come walking in right after you let a quality fart go. (Murphy's Law)



I don't know about that....when I was married, my wife would let
one rip at night that was so bad the cat had to leave the room.

Looka here y'all,,, cut out that stuff about pootin and tootin.Don't you
know that isn't nice etiquette?
cuhulin
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Keep on tootin
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Karl Malden has died at 97.He was one of the Good guys.He was in the
Army Air Force in World War Two.
Rest in Peace, Karl Malden.
cuhulin

Dear Tide,
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...?ArtNum=268214

Tide with bleach is what I use.
cuhulin