On Mar 20, 11:34*pm, wrote:
Last year, that democrap B * HO ButtKisser who lives catty corner across
the street from me, he broke my old Remington electric chainsaw.I had to
show him at least eight times how to turn it on, (just like with many
other electric tools/saws, hold that little side button in and mash the
trigger) and I had to show him about five times how to keep the chain
properly adjusted.He had said he is an old country boy (he is about
sixty two years old) from Edwards (the little town of Edwards is about
thirteen miles West of doggy's couch) and he knows all about
chainsaws.When he brought my chainsaw back over to me, the chain was off
of the bar and all snaggled up and a part that keeps the chain from
flying off of the clutch was Broken! He Never, Ever has thanked me
before whenever I had loaned him any of my tools.
Never Again! *

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit, last year, he couldn't even find the oil drain plug on
the bottom of his lawn mower.He pushed that lawn mower over here, he
rattled my front screen door, he said,,, Show me where that drain plug
is!

Everytime I see him outside over there, I holler out,,,
CHAINSAW! LAWN MOWER DRAIN PLUG!

I bet that B * *HO ButtKisser sleeps reallllllll Goodddddd,,,,,,
cuhulin

Words to live by Cuh. "Never loan a tool/s to anyone that you wouldn't
trust to watch your kids for you." :-)