News Flash, McDonald's Widow leaves $200M to Hal Turner!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3248803.stm

Or was that National Public Radio. Most of the time, I can't tell the
difference. Well, actually I can, Hal is more likely to quote "facts"
when discussing racial crimes.

I guess this means avoiding the road kill sandwiches that they
erroneously market as Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers, Big Macs, and the like.
If she has this kind of money to **** away, no wonder you get such a poor
product at a "reasonable price". How about $200 Million less to NPR, and
a little improvement in the food that they offer?

My goodness, gristle burgers would be a better descriptor. We once
ordered a Children's meal, got home, and realized that they had neglected
to put the meat (sic) on the bun. In actuality, we received a bun with
condiments, French Fries, and a toy. Real mental genius there. It was in
the evening, not that they were pressured by the lunch rush.

Please remember, McDonalds is concerned about your health, (sic), they
are all non-smoking stores.

This no doubt explains the Widows actions: "Mrs Kroc died from brain
cancer earlier this month". It is said that as her cancer induced
insanity progressed, she increasingly identified with democrats,
liberals, gays, and had an insatiable desire to listen to Barbara
Streisand.

The DNC is expecting a windfall in fundraising this year, as the money
they normally channel to NPR for the egregiously biased coverage that
they (the NPR) offers on politics can now be channeled to other useful
purposes, such as buying judges.



This just in,

It has been positively ascertained that the Liberty Net Jammer is a gay
Jewish Liberal living in the state of alcoholism. The Jammer, plaguing
the Liberty Net for years, has turned himself in to the authorities. The
FCC, in pursuance of this offender, has given him the maximum allowed by
law. He received a New Ham Radio, 10,000 Watt RF Amplifier, and a new
antenna system and tower, as well as a written authorization by the
Federal Government to permit the continued jamming of the Liberty Net
unfettered.

Go figure!