"N8KDV" wrote in message
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Will the so-called Palestinian Yassir Arafat be next in Israel's sights?

"Let's Call the Old Thing Off"

Music By George Gershwin
New Lyrics by Steve Bhaerman
(with help from Scott Kalechstein)

You say salaam and I say shalom
You throw a bomb, I blow up your home
Salaam, shalom
I blow up your home
Ah, let's call the old thing off

You say baraka and I say barucha
Our blessings are sim'lar we must be mishpucha
Barucha, baraka this warfare is ca-ca
Let's call the old thing off

Oh, if we call the old thing off .. nobody needs to be right
And oh, if we call the old thing off, we gotta do better than ... fight
(we gotta do better than .. fight)

I'll take the kasha, you'll take the kibbe
We both dig falafel but never pork ribbie
To kasha, to kibbe we'll skip the pork ribbie
(at least there's one thing we agree on ..)
Ah, haven't we had enough?
Let's call the old thing off

Th-th-th-that's all folks!

New lyrics copyright 2002 by Steve Bhaerman.
To hear a rendition of this tune, please go to http://www.wakeuplaughing.com