SOMEBODY TAKE THIS BALL AND RUN A TOUCHDOWN WITH IT!

Hello. This is God. All right, look. The joke is over now, guys, you
can lay off. Sorry 'bout all this whole creation thing getting out of
hand, but you know, even I couldn't foresee how leaving a sense of humor
out of some people would cause so much trouble. How about you all go
get yourselves a cool drink, now? Did you hear the one about the rabbi
and the priest that met at the ecumenical conference? Let me tell you
about it...