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Thanks Bill! Great reading as usual
(hey, wheen are you gonna check into the Liberty net again some Saturday evening? ain't herad U in a coon's age!) and now, a little diddy from Across the Pond. (enjoy!) + + + + - - - - The lady of the manor, Was dressing for the ball, When she spied a highland tinker, Wanking up against the wall. --- CHORUS: With his bloody great kidney wiper And his balls the size of three And a yard and a half of foreskin Hanging down below his knee --- The lady wrote a letter, And in it she did say, "I'd rather be ****ed by you, sir, Than his Lordship any day." The tinker got the letter, And when it he did read, His balls began to fester, And his prick began to bleed. He mounted on his donkey, And he rode up to the strand, His balls across his shoulder, And his penis in his hand. He ****ed the cook in the kitchen, He ****ed the maid in the hall, And then he ****ed the butler, The dirtiest trick of all. And then he ****ed the mistress, In ten minutes she was dead, With half a yard of foreskin, Hanging round about her head. The tinker now is dead, sir, And they say he's gone to Hell, And there he ****s the Devil, And I hope he ****s him well. -- (The above is reproduced in great awe and with warmens compliments to the great Semolina Pilchard from alt.tasteless) --- end ----- "Jack Welch (CEO of General Electric) gave his secret of life-go where the competition is weak. How do you beat Bobby Fischer? Play him at anything but chess." - Warren Buffett CEO Berkshire Hathaway wrote in message oups.com... It's been a fun weekend here in rrs. But, alas, although you have kept me somewhat occupied as I've been working on my taxes...I must not waste any further time wavering around this fine usenet community. A few last thoughtful words for some of you: dxAss: Remember the words of Charlie Brown in "A Charlie Brown Christmas, who asked; "Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it???" For Telamon: (Who claims he's killfiled me, but is still watching....) Learn what REAL spam is....and FIGHT IT! Don't let your hatred for one man cloud your intellectual judgement. For Burr: The grizzled, grizzly bear of the old west. Keep fighting the good fight. For Lloyd, born-again talk show host: Get a date. You'll feel better.... For Denley: (Who also has me killfiled...but is watching anyway) I have a new Native American nickname for you; "Algoniac Saukianuck Potowatta"...which means: "The Quiet Colon Hole".... And last but not least, for CuHu.... Did you REALLY do Blueberry???? 73, take care, God Bless and hasta la vista, baby.... Bill - WA8MEA Owner, DWM Communications http://qth.com/dwm Host, DX RADIO SCHOOL http://www.wwcr.com |
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wrote in message ... It's just like taking a good ****,I may not look any better,but I damn sure do feel much better.I busted my Tiny-Tenna into a thousand pieces with my hammer and threw it out there into that wooded area across the road from me just as hard as I can throw! Litterbug. |
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