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BDK March 18th 05 04:28 PM

To ALL Winn-Dixie Lovers!
 
In article .com,
says...
Al...I have a better idea. Why don't you set up two separate chain
letters with Winn Dixie and the supermarket-slapper separate
beneficiaries. Maybe they will each give you a cut of the take for
originating such a brilliant idea.

BTW, as a parent of three now fully grown children I never found a
situation in public or private where it was necessary to slap a child.
For those who subscribe to the sadist school of child rearing that kind
of behavior might be appropriate. For most of us who raise children
according to 20th century standards it isn't.

If the child is as you say truly incorrigible then the parent better
figure out what they are doing wrong in the raising of that child and
correct the childs behavior that way.



I still think Al needs a couple of slaps to the head. I would still be
willing to volunteer to do it. I used to be very good at ass 'whuppin
lowlifes, scumbags, whackjobs, etc.

Al certainly qualifies..

I wonder how much "Altitude" I can get? My record was about a foot off
the chair. My boss got one guy at least 18" off the chair once. We
laughed about it for a long time.

I want to make Al fly!

Right out of the chair. Into semiconsciousness!

BDK

[email protected] March 18th 05 04:40 PM

If it was me and I had any little brats,them little brats would be
rueing the time I got home with them snot nosed little brats.LOOK,I have
had my share o'me mom taking a switch to me little leggs when I got out
of line too much over fifty five years ago and I remember one time me
dad took a belt to me too.LOOK,I deserved every one of them too.LOOK,I
am Glad,I Say I am Glad I got em too.It did help me!
cuhulin



[email protected] March 18th 05 04:43 PM

If your ass doesn't like Winn-Dixie,nobody is twisting your arm ass and
making you shop at Winn-Dixie!
cuhulin


[email protected] March 18th 05 04:43 PM

YOU BITCH!
cuhulin


[email protected] March 18th 05 04:46 PM

He probally needs a woman.Hey,don't look at me! I am a straight dirty
old man and damn proud of it too.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 18th 05 04:47 PM

I will spell you with the baseball bat.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 18th 05 04:47 PM

On Al,that is.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 18th 05 04:48 PM

I think you have a good boss.
cuhulin


[email protected] March 18th 05 06:06 PM

"Glad,I Say I am Glad I got em too.It did help me!"

It shows....


BDK March 18th 05 06:12 PM

In article ,
says...
I think you have a good boss.
cuhulin





He's dead now (prostate cancer), but he was a very scary guy. A lot of
20-30 year old guys would take him on, and he would have them whimpering
like little girls in a few seconds, and usually with teeth on the floor
next to them. I have never seen anyone that could fight like him, at any
age. He was still tossing drunks and winning fights at 69, just before
the cancer got him.

One guy got a chance to leave, but he swung at him instead, and the fun
began. When the cops came to pick him up, they had us call 911 to make
sure he was ok. He survived, less about 12 of his teeth. The cops gave
him crap about getting his ass kicked by a 57 year old "disabled
veteran".

He looked at them, and said, "Yeah, but he's like some kind of a super
damn 57 year old disabled veteran!! He kicked my f'in ass man!"

That he officially a disabled veteran (he was shot in the back during
the Korean war) was the funniest thing of all. He was 40% disabled,
according to the VA.


LOL!

BDK



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