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Heyyyyyy Patrick,,,,,, how many dick offers do you get everyday? You and
Honus.

You're just jealous because you know that I'm so good looking that even men
try to hit on me.

You, on the other hand, only sex up dogs. Real dogs. Dogs with fur, tails,
and bad breath. www.cattledog.com is your idea of great porn, isn't it?

And even if I get dick offers, that doesn't mean that I'll take anyone up on
them. Try to plan ahead a little further with your jibes. I know that
thinking isn't your strong suit, but do try harder.