"k35454" wrote in message
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"Honus" wrote in message
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Honus wrote:

Otherwise, cuhulin would be a registered sex offender. Unless,
perhaps...are
you registered, cuhulin?



To distastefully paraphrase a well known quote:


He'll register when they pry his hands off his cold dead gland.


Mmmm...I rarely take issue with your jibes, but I in this instance I do
think cold dead "glans" would have fit better.

Not at first "glance". k35454.


Urgh. We won't be able to keep this up. Sooner or later, that this pun-fest
is going to come to a head.

"k35454" wrote in message
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"Honus" wrote in message

Urgh. We won't be able to keep this up. Sooner or later, that this
pun-fest
is going to come to a head.

We will monitor your pre-dick-shun. k35454.

Well, the long and the short of it is that anyone who gets into a pun-fest
with me is going to end up getting the shaft.

"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "k35454"

We will monitor your pre-dick-shun. k35454.

Anything further would be anti-climactic.

You're not trying to dic-tate whether or not we should continue, are you? It
would be nuts to try and do something like that; things could end up getting
pretty hairy.

From: "Honus"
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Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 01:07:44 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "k35454"

We will monitor your pre-dick-shun. k35454.

Anything further would be anti-climactic.

You're not trying to dic-tate whether or not we should continue, are you? It
would be nuts to try and do something like that; things could end up getting
pretty hairy.

Hey OM, I appreciate that you are attempting to rise to the occasion, but
just don't go off half cocked!

Greg

From: "Honus"
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Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 06:40:58 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"

You're not trying to dic-tate whether or not we should continue, are
you? It
would be nuts to try and do something like that; things could end up
getting
pretty hairy.

Hey OM, I appreciate that you are attempting to rise to the occasion, but
just don't go off half cocked!

And you're not challenging me to a battle of puns, are you? Because in the
end, you'll get the shaft and I'll come out a head.

No, challenging you to a battle of puns would probably be a major boner.
You're the King of Puns! You go, Nad!

Greg

"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"
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Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 06:40:58 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"

You're not trying to dic-tate whether or not we should continue, are
you? It
would be nuts to try and do something like that; things could end up
getting
pretty hairy.

Hey OM, I appreciate that you are attempting to rise to the occasion,
but
just don't go off half cocked!

And you're not challenging me to a battle of puns, are you? Because in
the
end, you'll get the shaft and I'll come out a head.

No, challenging you to a battle of puns would probably be a major boner.
You're the King of Puns! You go, Nad!

Ha! That was great! See, men like myself can appreciate a great pun. I hope
you stick with this. Quitting now would be premature.

From: "Honus"
Organization: Death to Spammers
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Date: Tue, 12 Apr 2005 04:55:15 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"
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Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 06:40:58 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"

You're not trying to dic-tate whether or not we should continue, are
you? It
would be nuts to try and do something like that; things could end up
getting
pretty hairy.

Hey OM, I appreciate that you are attempting to rise to the occasion,
but
just don't go off half cocked!

And you're not challenging me to a battle of puns, are you? Because in
the
end, you'll get the shaft and I'll come out a head.

No, challenging you to a battle of puns would probably be a major boner.
You're the King of Puns! You go, Nad!

Ha! That was great! See, men like myself can appreciate a great pun. I hope
you stick with this. Quitting now would be premature.

I agree, great fun. But I'm afraid I've shot my wad.

"Greg" wrote in message
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I agree, great fun. But I'm afraid I've shot my wad.

Well, now that the thread's over I'll just say that I wish "my wad" was code
for "cuhulin". Or have we been talking about cuhulin this whole time?

From: "Honus"
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Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 01:27:40 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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I agree, great fun. But I'm afraid I've shot my wad.

Well, now that the thread's over I'll just say that I wish "my wad" was code
for "cuhulin". Or have we been talking about cuhulin this whole time?

Oh come now!

Greg

"Greg" wrote in message
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From: "Honus"
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Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 01:27:40 GMT
Subject: cuhulin vs. intelligence


"Greg" wrote in message
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I agree, great fun. But I'm afraid I've shot my wad.

Well, now that the thread's over I'll just say that I wish "my wad" was
code
for "cuhulin". Or have we been talking about cuhulin this whole time?

Oh come now!

Again, so soon? Well then, you'll have to give me some more positive
strokes. I need lots of encouragement.