Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd like to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra charge.

This may well replace Fodor's Guide for the not so discerning 'hulin camp
followers.

It will make a great companion to anything ever published by Madonna and by
default, restore people's faith in the owner's dubious taste.





mike